Thursday, December 31, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 10:33 I'm #reading Throw Out Fifty Things by Gail Blanke - bit.ly/54JkcP #
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 00:20 Playing with ink, pen, and brush. tweetphoto.com/7576427 #
  • 00:55 had a lot of fun playing with ink tonight, but somewhere lost in his house is a cache of calligraphy stuff that would have made it better. #
  • 08:58 <3! RT @docbrite: Just in case I've left anyone in doubt: I am pro-choice, transgender, & queer. This is what one Catholic looks like. #
  • 09:16 wishes all a happy Monkee day! Today Michael Nesmith turns 67, and Davy Jones is 64. Will you still need him? Will you still feed him? #
  • 15:02 watches BB discover Inkscape and The GIMP. #
  • 16:25 10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling (this is great) is.gd/5H2Bf /via @NealWiser #
  • 16:33 is almost packed for Topeka. Just waiting for Kim to come home so they can go! #
  • 18:42 and the kids have Solved A Milk Mystery. #
  • 19:06 and fam are hitting the road! Should be in Topeka 'round midnight. #
  • 22:08 has been pulled over in Neodesha, KS for going AT MOST 22 in a 20. Frick. #
  • 22:20 was let off with a warning. Thank God! #
  • 23:41 plans to Techno-fast (j.mp/t-fast) tomorrow, hanging out with good friends and ringing in the new year with a murder mystery! #
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 08:41 knows that the boat is leaking. He knows that the captain lied. He's got this broken feeling, like his father or his dog just died. #
  • 09:45 I want to read: Going Bovine by Libba Bray - bit.ly/5h5r1j #
  • 09:45 I want to read: Returnable Girl by Pamela Lowell - bit.ly/65AvGQ #
  • 15:00 I want to read: Living Dead Girl by Elizabeth Scott - bit.ly/7nvHmf #
  • 15:03 I want to read: The First Paul by Marcus J. Borg - bit.ly/5CNdAx #
  • 17:48 has learned to wait for his ride inside the library when it closes early or become the Face Of Evil and Object Of All Abuse. #
  • 19:08 Karl Rove & his wife are divorcing? Tell me again, GOP, about how you believe in the sanctity of traditional marriage. (via @joshuamneff) #
  • 19:41 RT @crataegus: Dear Charmin, bears don't use toilet paper & they shit where they like. #
  • 21:57 is drawing old-school tonight. Steel nib and India ink. Requires concentration, but the results are grand. #
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Monday, December 28, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 00:32 says Oh, well, I never. Was there ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees? #
  • 08:17 RT @funnyoneliners: Office: A place you can relax after your strenuous home life. #
  • 13:45 RT @sexgenderbody: Are CPCs The New Maternity Homes? It Certainly Seems That Way ff.im/-ds8Aj #
  • 18:48 bakes a ham and asparagus frittata for dinner. #
  • 21:12 likes having ice cream in the house that Kim doesn't like. This needs to happen more often. #
  • 22:14 steeps the ginger syrup for a new batch of ginger ale. #
  • 22:49 has decided he needs to read Acts next. #
  • 23:07 CANNOT forget to take the ginger ale to Topeka. If he does, it will explode while he's gone. #
  • 23:11 HEY, LOOK EVERYBODY! IT'S @MAUREENJOHNSON. HI MAUREEN!!! #
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Sunday, December 27, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 14:12 kilt him a b'ar when he wuz only three. #
  • 15:15 I want to read: Where the Mountain Meets the Moon by Grace Lin - bit.ly/6VzjlT #
  • 15:39 has finally knitted his cardigan back to where it was when he ripped it out and started over. #
  • 16:52 can now play "Joy To The World" and "Stairway To Heaven", poorly, on the ukelele. #
  • 18:44 I want to read: Stranger at the Gate by Mel White - bit.ly/87l0EV #
  • 18:54 RT @hrtulsalibrary: Hardesty Regional Library will open at 10am on Monday, Dec 28 due to weather. #
  • 18:56 RT @wilw: The single most insulting thing you can tell a creative person is, upon viewing their creation, "you have too much free time." #
  • 21:07 played Khet against BB, who got it for Christmas. He lost badly, and envisions many such losses in his future. #
  • 22:35 says "Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape." -DEATH #
  • 23:03 is going to finish this row, do some dishes, and gobed. He's gotta work tomorrow. Can you hear the whine in his voice? #
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Saturday, December 26, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 08:15 pleads with parents of Oklahoma teens. Take your kids out today and teach them to drive in the snow. #
  • 12:17 will soon be braving the roads to go swimming at his parents' hotel. #
  • 15:52 got high-centered where a driveway wasn't at the hotel, but dug out after swimming. Boy, is he ready for Christmas dinner! #
  • 17:48 wants to celebrate Boxing Day, but can't decide who to punch. So many choices! #
  • 20:48 Wow!! -- Pakistan recognizes 3rd gender www.politicsdaily.com/2009/12/25/pakistan-recognizes-third-gender (via @wigazette) #
  • 20:54 watches Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton at his in-laws' (on DVD. The Crossroads concert from 2007) #
  • 23:52 had a great day, but is worn out. A lot more shoveling and swimming than he's used to. Also a lot more food. #
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Friday, December 25, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 10:04 sees that @MODOT says all highways are open. Take your chances! @OKDOT says ZOMG WHITESTUFF HIWAYS CLOSED FOR UR SAFTY! Not very Republican. #
  • 10:22 RT @darthvader: Merry Sithmas to you and yours! #
  • 10:45 is worn out from Christmas morning excitement. Falling asleep on the couch. Merry day to one and all! #
  • 11:40 gave up on napping. Now watching TMBG: Here Comes Science. BB got the DVD for Christmas. #
  • 13:56 shoveled the walk and stairs and took more photos. Now he's turning leftovers into lunch and hoping to get that nap in later. #
  • 16:34 L ittle late now. RT @PresLincoln: The wife got me a helmet. #
  • 16:35 RT @tulsalibrary: All libraries will be closed Sat., Dec. 26 due to inclement weather #
  • 18:31 is probably the last one to see this, but has to share it anyway. bit.ly/2aYzAy #
  • 20:11 is the monster at the end of Facebook. #
  • 20:44 is watching Hogfather with Kim. Did everyone leave out a pork pie and sherry last night? And turnips for his piggy coursers? #
  • 23:47 's parents drove in from Spgfd, MO 2nite. Dad, a calm man who favors single-malt, walked through the door with a 40 of MGD. R ough drive. #
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Thursday, December 24, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 09:00 is forgoing his usual Techno-Fast today. Lots to do, and he'll want to see how everyone's Christmas Eve is going! #
  • 11:14 ran out to drop off recycling and pick up stuff from storage before 10 this morning. Now relaxing. TS down for nap, and LB cruisin' for one. #
  • 12:47 is Sofa King tired. #
  • 13:20 ponders: Santa sees you when you're sleeping. Does he sparkle in the sunlight, too? #
  • 13:35 had his memoir title read on NPR just moments ago. He's famous! #
  • 17:12 needs cheer. The sleet isn't doing it for me. I need real snow. Carols at service to night and a crackling fire later might help. #
  • 17:37 LET IT FREAKIN' SNOW, BABY!!!! tweetphoto.com/7136271 #
  • 17:39 gets a little manic when the first snow falls. #
  • 21:19 is evidentlu watching Prancer Returns. #
  • 22:10 I think its @mrsstephenfry RT @RealCliveBarker: Who gets to be the Fairy on the top of the Twitter Tree? #
  • 22:20 can't believe he's watching this drek. Smarmiest child actor EVAR, and sad to see Jack Palance fallen so far. #
  • 22:26 Overhanging drift outside our apartment. tweetphoto.com/7164329 #
  • 23:44 bites the wax tadpole. #
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 07:48 WOOT! RT @maureenjohnson: The #mysterygift is revealed. FOR YOU! Happy Holidays! tinyurl.com/mjmysterygift #
  • 08:43 RT @TulsaCtyWeather: Winter Storm Watch issued December 23 at 4:04AM CST expiring December 25 at 6:00AM CST bit.ly/6sTasD #
  • 08:52 is still seeing random facebook weirdness. Can see notifications, but can't follow them to see what he's being notified of. Got new DL, tho! #
  • 12:24 A Bit Of Underdone Potato On Elm Street #Scroogefilms #
  • 12:26 Bill Murray Is A Better Actor Than Jim Carrey Will Ever Be #scroogefilms #
  • 12:29 Bite Me, Prancer #scroogefilms #
  • 12:41 ponders: knit or nap? #
  • 13:05 OG: Original Grinch #scroogefilms #
  • 19:14 y TS caminamos al Taqueria De Cabana para horchata y tacos de pastor, pollo, y chorizo. #
  • 21:34 figured out that he could charge his BlackBerry using the Wii USB port and also run sound out to the stereo system. Pandora in full stereo! #
  • 22:22 celebrates his technological achievement by knitting a pouch with which to hang the BlackBerry from the stereo speaker. #crafty #
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 08:29 asks God to bless this coffee to the improvement of his mind and body. In Jesus' name, Amen. #
  • 12:47 is an animal with long funny ears, who kicks up at everything he hears. #
  • 17:51 Pre-wingnut Dennis Miller FTW! RT @filthEdesign: two of sh*t is still sh*t... #
  • 18:39 seems to be cut off from both Facebook and Twitter at the moment. Papa? Papa can you hear him? #
  • 20:19 can see Facebook now, but Twitter is still MIA. Weird. In other news, the littlies are giggling instead of sleeping. Grr. Argh. #
  • 21:37 is going to bed. Bed, bed, bed, bed, beee ddd. #
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Monday, December 21, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 00:58 and Kim spent 3.5 hours tonight rearranging furniture so there would be space for the Christmas tree. He works at 9 not noon tomorrow. Fun! #
  • 01:05 If we work together we can still prevent the sick and enfeebled special interests from dragging down this country. (via @RepJackKimble) #hcr #
  • 12:50 is alive, dammit! #
  • 16:12 is at inbox zero! #
  • 19:47 made fake stir-fry for supper, then watched TS dump it on the table and LB refuse to touch it. Early bedtimes for the littlies. #
  • 21:08 is wiped out and headachy. Gobed now. #
  • 21:18 has all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile. #
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Sunday, December 20, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 00:02 greatly admires The Beatles, but when it comes down to Desert Island Disk time, he'd take The Who. #
  • 00:40 My DIDs: NIN-Pretty Hate Machine; The Who-Who's Better, Who's Best; TMBG-Flood; Pink Floyd-The Wall; Indigo Girls-Indigo Girls #
  • 12:53 offers the children whatever they want for lunch, as long as it involves tuna salad. #
  • 13:24 Am I supposed to know who Brittany Murphy is? #
  • 13:59 On page 137 of 400 of Her Fearful Symmetry. "Is it sad to fancy David Tennant when you're dead?" Hehe. bit.ly/5peZ9y #
  • 16:37 knits a little while the kids watch old cartoons and Kim makes cookies. Choir party at church tonight. #
  • 16:39 Rr #
  • 16:40 R #
  • 16:42 Ed #
  • 16:44 EDed #
  • 16:45 E #
  • 17:29 Okay. My pocket has evidently been tweeting on my behalf. Sorry about that. #
  • 18:01 is hanging at Ignition praise and worship service tonight. #
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Saturday, December 19, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 00:06 has work tomorrow. Goodnight, Moon. #
  • 08:55 does tha worky-worky. #
  • 10:28 RT @funnyoneliners: I'm not a control freak. I just happen to know what's best for everybody else. #
  • 12:04 I'm #reading Silk by CaitlĂ­n R. Kiernan - bit.ly/8DR1Ck #
  • 14:59 is nothin' but a low-down, double-dealin', back-stabbin', larcenous perverted WORM!! Hangin's too good for him! Burnin's too good for him! #
  • 20:53 plans to knit and watch Pollock, if the DVD player cooperates. #
  • 22:26 "Was it good for you?" #wrongtime2tweet. #
  • 22:29 "Bless me father, for I have sinned." #wrongtime2tweet. #
  • 22:41 O CRAP MY CHUTE DIDNT OPEN! #wrongtime2tweet. #
  • 23:18 found Pollock inspiring and painful to watch. Great acting by all concerned. #
  • 23:28 covets the east coast snow. #
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Friday, December 18, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 08:58 reversed roles with Kim today. He's off, and she's working a contract job in Ada. #
  • 10:34 has a plan for the day. The best part is, it starts with a nap! #
  • 12:42 needs help. Cornbread recipe calls for adding oil in instructions, but doesn't list it in the ingredients. How much oil in six corn muffins? #
  • 13:20 watches his Seti@Home screensaver bop along to Tool and Ministry. The aliens are listening! #
  • 13:39 baked one round of cornbread. He might make a second one after he picks the kids up. Right now it's time for a knitting break. #
  • 15:47 RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Frak" should only be used if you're fighting Cylons. Are you fighting Cylons? Yeah, didn't think so. #
  • 15:48 RT @HalfPintIngalls: You really should follow @clothesline if you don't want to get lost out on the prairie in this blizzard. #FollowFriday #
  • 16:01 is home with the kiddos and wondering when to expect his wife. #
  • 16:40 thinks way too much about Word World. Where do letters come from? Are vowels scarce? Can you make something you've never seen? #
  • 17:02 "Have you read Dianetics?" #holidayruined4wordsorless #
  • 17:06 "Jimmy's learn ing the drums." #holidayruined4wordsorless #
  • 17:08 "Granny stopped smoking. Again" #holidayruined4wordsorless #
  • 17:10 "Mountain Oyster Dressing" #holidayruined4wordsorless #
  • 17:22 "Roll a new character." #holidayruined4wordsorless #
  • 17:24 "You know computers, right?" #holidayruined4wordsorless #techsgiving #
  • 17:32 "It's Soylent Green day." #holidayruined4wordsorless #
  • 17:38 "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" #holidayruined4wordsorless #
  • 18:02 "Home movies in five!" #holidayruined4wordsorless #
  • 18:06 gets so frustrated at LB's reluctance to potty train that he's tempted to beat the crap out of him. :-) #
  • 19:43 will soon be leading a Love Dare marriage enrichment class. #
  • 23:03 tampers with your Muzak systems, trading Bing for Twisted Sister. #
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Thursday, December 17, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 19:33 I'm #reading Her Fearful Symmetry by Audrey Niffenegger - bit.ly/7nESqn #
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 08:31 will likely be late to his time management class. This does not bode well. #
  • 13:49 From Snookles: All hail the BBS! #eschwa #
  • 14:34 RT @BorowitzReport: America may not have universal health care, but our network of Farmville players is the envy of the world. #
  • 14:49 is finding BBS friends on Twitter. Past and present Eschwans, tweet with the #eschwa hashtag so we can find each other! #
  • 17:18 AAAUUGGGGHHH!!! RT @FakeAPStylebook: The plural of apostrophe is "apostrophe's." #
  • 17:44 When comps r down, things that don't work include typ ing yr number in really hard and sitting for an hr staring blankly. (via @BethReads) #
  • 17:45 RT @wilw: Lost Boys was a little silly but still ultracool, and Near Dark is the best vampire movie ever made. SUCK IT SPARKLEDORKS. #
  • 17:57 is waiting for Chinese food, but is supposed to be in the sound room at church. This seems to be his day to be late. #
  • 19:18 RT @BorowitzReport: Under CompromiseCare, people with no coverage will be allowed to keep their current plan. #compromisecare #
  • 19:26 will be going to bed soon after the kids tonight. It was an odd day. #
  • 19:59 Under #CompromiseCa re, you will have access to an "exchange", for example, your eldest child for an appendectomy (via @smendler) #
  • 20:04 Your "public option" under #compromisecare will be choosing whether to sleep under a bridge or an overpass when your bills leave you broke. #
  • 20:36 is of the Body. Are you of the Body? #
  • 20:59 is a little tweeting bird, chirping in a meadow. He is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad. Also, his ears are green. #
  • 21:45 is heading to bed. Techno-fast tomorrow (j.mp/t-fast) and TS's second birthday! #
  • 22:46 RT @b adbanana: Turn around and you're 2, Turn around and you're 4. Turn around and you're a young girl REQUESTING NINJA THROWING STARS! WTF! #
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 01:43 has made the unfortunate mixological discovery that Sailor Jerry and tonic tastes like Robitussin. Blech. #
  • 02:05 I've been playing with abstract perspective lately. mypict.me/26vLY #
  • 07:29 may subdiv geog. #
  • 10:03 LOL! RT @TheRemusLupins: Landed in London. Everything here looks like Dr Who... #
  • 13:03 is considering laparascopic surgery. No, he doesn't NEED surgery. He wants to do one, just for fun. Any volunteers? #
  • 18:23 loves when LB corrects our Spanish pronunciation. #
  • 18:24 RT @BorowitzReport: Lieberman explains why he opposes the Medicare buy-in he favored just 3 mos ago: "I'm a bigger dick now." #
  • 20:42 .@petersagal PRIde and Prejudice #NPRfilms #
  • 20:46 Mulholland Pledge Drive #NPRfilms #
  • 20:48 Totebag Recall #NPRfilms #
  • 20:50 had a remarkably good day. #
  • 20:50 All Things That Remain Considered #NPRfilms #
  • 20:53 Everybody's All-American Life #NPRfilms #
  • 20:55 Norwegian Bachelor Party #NPRfilms #
  • 20:58 The Splendid Table In The Grass #NPRfilms #
  • 21:03 RT @anandilila: Indiana Jones and the Dina Temple-Raston of Doom #NPRFilms #
  • 21:07 Wait, Wait, Pussycat, Don't Kill #NPRfilms #
  • 21:09 Poggiolisquaatsi #NPRfilms #
  • 21:15 Dusty And Left For Dead #NPRfilms #
  • 21:27 Carl Kasell and McCormick #NPRtvshows #
  • 21:35 .@petersagal Tom and Ray and Ted and Alice #NPR movies #
  • 21:37 .@petersagal Sex, Lies, and Audiotape #NPRfilms #
  • 21:53 Your Own, Sylvia Poggioli #NPRyalit #
  • 21:57 TOTN #NPRyalit #
  • 21:58 Neal Conan Does My Shirts #NPRyalit #
  • 22:01 The Dangerous Days of Daniel Schorr #NPRyalit #
  • 22:11 .@petersagal Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snigda #NPRyalit #
  • 22:17 I misspelled Snigdha. Time for to gobed. #
  • 22:49 is not a god, no matter what Venkman says. Goodnight, Internet. #
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Monday, December 14, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 08:47 RT @geekthelibrary: Does your local library improve your quality of life? Talk about it. bit.ly/8OfCRg #
  • 09:56 RT @hrtulsalibrary: What do YOU want to see in the next library CEO? ... ow.ly/Ki8b #
  • 14:18 RT @Writepop: I want a rat's ass for Christmas, but I don't know anybody who gives one. #
  • 16:53 needs to read The Talisman again. It's been too long. #
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Sunday, December 13, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 13:09 had a whirlwind morning, has a short temper, and needs a nap quite badly. #
  • 13:36 After my crack about preferring Calcutta to Tulsa the other day, I'm now being followed by @CalcuttaTravel. Heh. #
  • 19:50 was irritated by his child's whining during the Xmas concert, but that anger transferred nicely to the disapproving lady who glared @ them. #
  • 21:24 is home. Kids are working toward sleep at a snail's pace. He may beat them to it. Or he may just beat them. #
  • 22:26 hears there's a great movie playing on the insides of his eyelids. Gonna go check it out. #
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Saturday, December 12, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 09:05 is going to fry his eggs in bacon grease this morning, because he can. #
  • 11:20 fixed a problem with the van, so the morning wasn't a total waste. #
  • 12:11 "Librarians know how to party! And the ones that don't will look it up for you." Via Mel Gillespie on fb. #
  • 12:13 sinks slowly into the couch cushions. #
  • 12:42 walkes to QT for sodas. #
  • 13:21 would rather be a beggar on the streets of Calcutta than a pedestrian on the streets of Tulsa. #
  • 14:00 is final ly ready to get the whole fam to Philbrook. It's Second Saturday! Free admission and great stuff for the kids. #
  • 18:04 chased TS all over Philbrook, dealt with both littlies melting down at dinner, and is now en route to the Rhema lights. #
  • 18:11 LB and his new friend Alemoney the Christmas Worm. mypict.me/23pfF #
  • 19:35 Rhema lights. mypict.me/23tAH #
  • 20:40 fears he'll nvr understand LB. Kid made a clay worm, named it, treated it like a friend, then tore its head off, saying, "don't like worms." #
  • 22:27 goes to bed, in accordance with the prophecy. #
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Friday, December 11, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 08:18 loves these 9-6 Fridays. Since he drops off BB at 8, he gets to start his workday with a nap in the parking lot. #
  • 11:53 This is @cubeecraft. New craft obsession in 3... 2... 1... mypict.me/21RW1 #
  • 12:11 doesn't like the cut of your jib. #
  • 14:09 Billy Joel's Storm Front tour, Kemper Arena in Kansas City. #myfirstconcert #
  • 16:22 found out today that his six-word memoir (Knitter, librarian, nurturer: still a man.) will be published in SMITH magazine's next book! #
  • 16:54 Canadian SF writer Peter Watts was beaten, pepper sprayed, imprisoned, and dumped on the streets by US border guards. bit.ly/6DcQOJ #
  • 18:35 RT @neilhimself: For more on the Peter Watts case: bit.ly/5r1ud9 (Making light) and bit.ly/5hbney (his own blog). #
  • 20:27 prepares to be beaten in chess by his son. #
  • 20:59 RT @BorowitzReport: Pee Wee Herman is back! I guess he figured that by 2009 standards, he's downright dignified. #
  • 21:04 won the chess game, surprisingly. Now finishing the prep for his slow-cooker pinto beans. #
  • 23:33 did not die today. Less than half an hour remains. Can he make it? If so, he's going to the Philbrook tomorrow. Yay! #
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Thursday, December 10, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 09:28 wonders if you want to be his boss: www.gossagesager.com/Tulsaad.htm #
  • 17:24 flits. He floats. He fleetly flees. He flies. #
  • 18:45 called the doctor and the doctor said, "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!" #
  • 19:08 watches BB try to clear Yoshi's Island on Super Mario World. Brings back memories. #
  • 20:04 makes himself a Nutella/banana tortilla sandwich for dessert. #
  • 20:24 watches his wife and son fistfight in the living room. #
  • 21:47 is finally going back and listening to the Critical Hit podcasts. Fun stuff. www.majorspoilers.com/archives/29307.htm/ #
  • 22:25 Hehe! RT @petersagal: That's one way of putting it. yfrog.com/33olcpj (via @waitwait) #
  • 23:29 heads offline (j.mp/t-fast). If you miss him, choose a random Broadway lyric and change it to a third-person declarative sentence. #
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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 01:56 must stop goofing around and gobed. Why does he do this to himself? #
  • 10:44 I have Google Wave invites if anyone wants them. E-mail yoyology -ATT- gmail -DAHT- com with a request. #
  • 11:43 is going to do a few rows before lunch, which is nothing like doing a few lines before lunch. #
  • 12:40 sees a crack in the mirror and a bloodstain on the bed. #
  • 13:43 is holding an advance copy of @joe_hill's upcoming novel Horns. So excited! #
  • 19:02 and LB are building with megabloks. #
  • < li>19:04 LB builds a giant robot ship. mypict.me/1YjF0 #
  • 19:40 wasn't surprised when blocks led to wrestling. :-) Now taking a breather before LB hits the hay. #
  • 20:45 is letting the Ditty Bops motivate him to fill the dishwasher before he collapses. #
  • 20:56 decided quickly that the Ditty Bops weren't doing it for him. Now on "Anger Management" Pandora station: NIN, KMFDM, Ministry... #
  • 21:11 kinda freaked BB out when he started moshing in the kitchen. Felt good, though. Now in bed getting ready to start Horns. #
  • 21:15 I'm #re ading Horns by Joe Hill - bit.ly/8To1bS #
  • 22:38 just talked down BB, who walked into his room, looked him in the eye, and said, "Where's Dad?" Night terror. #
  • 22:55 wonders if he's the only one who sees stories about Google Goggles and thinks of Tod Browning's Freaks. "One of us! One of us!" #
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Monday, December 7, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 09:05 wonders why Kipper and Tiger have names, but Pig is just Pig. Even Pig's little brother is named Arnold. Is it some kind of speciesist slur? #
  • 09:56 plans to request hazard pay for dealing with LB this morning. What a pill! #
  • 11:21 will live in infamy. #
  • 15:58 strikes a pose. There's nothing to it. #
  • 16:25 Loverly. RT @sexgenderbody: Orlando McDonald's Manager Allegedly Told Trans Applicant: 'We Do Not Hire F**gots' ff.im/-czQ1E #
  • 21:26 wants to create: knit, write, paint, compose, even a computer program. H e needs to take a year off to do it all. Anyone want to pay him? #
  • 22:48 Q:What message would you want to put in ... A:"Help! I'm being held captive in a for... formspring.me/yoyology/q/245367 #formspringme #
  • 22:49 Q:If your house was on fire and you could only grab three things, what... A:BB, LB, TS. formspring.me/yoyology/q/245369 #formspringme #
  • 22:49 Ask me anything formspring.me/yoyology #
  • 23:27 Q:who moved my cheese? A:Penfold, shush! formspring.me/yoyolo gy/q/248126 #formspringme #
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Sunday, December 6, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 01:56 is going to bed at 2am because his wife forced him to watch five episodes of Glee. And if you believe that, you don't know him AT ALL. #
  • 09:36 would really like for his seasonal allergies to go out of season already! #
  • 12:09 RT @badbanana: There's a movement to get Dick Cheney to run for president? Ridiculous. He can eat far more puppies as a private citizen. #
  • 13:15 finds tuna casserole to be quite tolerable when he adds about half a teaspoon of Thai chili sauce to his bowl. #
  • 16:17 sez, "My name is Karl! I like to dance!" #
  • 18:35 considers feeding his family popcorn, cheese, and apples for supper. #
  • 20:03 prepares for a milk run to Braum's. Need anything? #
  • 20:58 Trans woman nixed by SALVATION ARMY; died. bit.ly/7NjENl Donate QUEER $s to SA: tinyurl.com/3h2vj (via @helen_of_boyd, others) #
  • 21:05 is fading fast. Gonna take a pill, fill the disher, and gobed. #
  • 21:31 On page 96 of 288 of Powerless. The mystery deepens. What's Gran's secret? bit.ly/8u5K5c #
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Saturday, December 5, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 00:03 attended a cocktail party tonight with friends from church. He mixed martinis. It's probably the most grown-up he's ever felt. #
  • 08:39 is the mad declutterer this morning. "A place for everything and everything in its place!" Don't get in his way. #
  • 10:04 can see the floor of the dining room, and there's a load of dishes running. Good time for a break. #
  • 12:07 could easily nap for several more hours, but needs to get lunch together and do more cleaning. Up and at 'em! #
  • 15:27 is offloading: storage, goodwill, recycling (3 stops), library. Here we go! #< /a>
  • 16:38 RT @funnyoneliners: STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. #
  • 20:39 took his lovely wife to a library staff association chili cookoff tonight. Thanks to the gracious Donna Hardin for watching their kids. #
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Friday, December 4, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 08:58 did NOT want to change a tire this morning. #
  • 10:21 I want to read: Impossible by Nancy Werlin - bit.ly/5u0Tzi #
  • 10:25 I want to read: Nightspeeder by Emma Bull - bit.ly/5TJjy1 #
  • 10:57 patronized two exemplary Tulsa businesses yesterday: hAirFx in the Fontana Center and Cheap Thrills Vintage on Cherry Street. Great folks! #
  • 12:51 don' wanna. *pouts* #
  • 15:03 RT @FakeAPStylebook: Always capitalize brand names. Ex: Toyota Camry, Kia Spectra, GM Death Throes. #
  • 15:17 can't motivate himself out of this funk. Maybe a walk will help? It's sunny out. #
  • 15:49 walked for a bit, but came back with a Smart Car brochure. Gotta find a new route. Good news: leftover pastries from mtg rm group! #
  • 16:22 researches how to make book trailers. Seems surprisingly easy. #
  • 17:47 is evidently gonna rock down to Electric Avenue. At least, that's what his brain keeps telling him. (Damn you, Kris Erickson!) #
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Thursday, December 3, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 22:31 Finished with Makers. A book that seems to be about technology, but is really about friendship, loss, and renewal. W... bit.ly/4A5zDC #
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 11:02 wishes to inform you that he has nothing to say. #
  • 13:24 tires of your pathetic antics and no longer finds them amusing. He beckons to the executioner. #
  • 15:01 experiments with BB's class using magnetism and electricity. #
  • 18:29 What? No Bourne shell? RT @1001001: CSH is the new black. #
  • 19:36 feels like all his energy is slowly draining from his navel. He may have a manipura leak. #
  • 20:56 took the boys to a party for one of BB's classmates who's moving to Nashville. Now relaxing on the couch with some butter brickle ice cream. #
  • 21:11 Congratulations! RT @alyankovic: Yaaaay! Just got a GRAMMY nomination (Best Comedy Album - "Internet Leaks")! #
  • 21:28 is the mind-killer. He is the little-death that brings total obliteration. #
  • 22:03 leaves you with this thought before signing off (j.mp/t-fast). He is the grammarian about whom your mother warned you. #
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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 02:19 stayed up far too late researching something silly. Now to bed. #
  • 07:20 RT @newscientist: Eco-crimes we commit every day: rethink how you clean your clothes - & your bottom bit.ly/54Ad1a #
  • 09:05 wants a netbook and an iPod, needs pants and shoes, but will only be getting a haircut. At least today. #
  • 09:48 I want to read: Powerless by Matthew Cody - bit.ly/7wAcyZ #
  • 11:44 On page 40 of 416 of Makers. There are authors I recommend. For @doctorow, I evangelize. You MUST read this book. bit.ly/8eN4It #
  • 14:10 is troubled that the name "Tiger" appears in every news brief about the story, but Elin, if mentioned at all, is "wife" or "Tiger's wife". #
  • 17:35 needs to find a couple of cool (preferably vintage) buttons in Tulsa before Saturday. Where should he shop? #
  • 19:03 made frankfurter octopi for the little ones tonight. A big hit! #
  • 21:20 is swatching for one sweater while idly planning another. #
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