What did I Tweet today?

• 00:13 will save Australia. Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo. He'll build an all-American amusement park there. They've got surfin' too! #
• 08:34 feels fortunate that the timing of his techno-fast means he has no earthly idea who "Balloon Boy" is. #
• 08:37 #FollowFriday for teh funneh: @Writepop @shitmydadsays @gungagalunga @PresLincoln #
• 08:43 Showed up to work & realized I'm not scheduled. Catching up with SM and sipping coffee instead. Too bad I'll work tomorrow. #
• 08:56 #FollowFriday for teh funneh: I forgot @badbanana ! #
• 09:47 Help! M y baby is trapped in a toy! Alert the media! pic.gd/312870 #
• 10:02 RT @gungagalunga: #FollowFriedegg @RyeToast @Coffee #
• 10:36 is taking the boys to Goodwill so Kim can get some work done. #
• 11:39 RT @kittent: RT @warrenellis I look forward to the day of modular genitals. Pop off the luxury leather set, plug in the sports version... #
• 11:57 elected not to leave the boys at Goodwill. All three are now at the mall. Boys are playing, Karl is knitting and caffeinating. #
• 12:08 Seconded! RT @gungagalunga: You should get to know Emily @filthEdesign - a d ynamic artist and one of the smartest people I know. #FF #
• 12:15 is, despite his general anticonsumerist stance, pathetically grateful to Simon Properties for creating the play area at the mall. #
• 12:29 #followfriday for science stuff: @cplabtweets @scifri @newscientist. Any other good ones, tweeps? #
• 13:06 RT @alyankovic: RT @justag33k: "Weird Al" Yankovic Totally Looks Like John the Baptist twlol.com/tw/?v9-12934 #
• 13:32 considers pitching a new reality show set in his fridge, called When Leftovers Attack. #
• 15:42 realized he doesn't have a good winter cap, so he's taking a half-knitted grey sweater and frogging it into a hat. #
• 16:34 admires the shimmer made by the slight breeze upon a still pond. He just wishes it wasn't on his deck. Frickin' roofers. Where are you? #
• 18:50 is amazed at how far a little bit of leftovers will stretch with a big pot of pasta. #
• 19:02 knits his hat as if it were a big toe-up sock. He hopes this works, though his head is not foot-shaped. #
• 19:37 watches LB wonder at Lucy finding a forest inside the wardrobe. #
• 19:51 put his finger in the president's ears. It wasn't too muc h later they came out with Johnson's Wax. #
• 23:58 Hat in progress. pic.gd/b77fa1 #
• 00:01 wonders where TV shows get these elevators that anyone can stop and start between floors without alarms going off. #

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• 09:40 I'm #reading Yarn Bombing by Mandy Moore - bit.ly/253RHh #
• 16:32 I want to read: Luna by Julie Anne Peters - bit.ly/gGUUT #

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• 11:41 considers rubber-banding his facial hair in memory of Captain Lou Albano. #
• 16:06 leaves work early to deliver flyers Re: @EllenHopkinsYA visit. Buzz is building! j.mp/ehoptccl #
• 16:14 RT @StephenAtHome: only 18 more days until candy gets really cheap #
• 16:33 Posting flyer for @EllenHopkinsYA visit at Panera. Employee says, "Omigod, I love those books!" Gave her one, said, "Tell all your friends!" #
• 17:50 whipped up a frittata with red peppers and artichoke hearts (okay, really, scrambled eggs), and is taking it and the fam to church. #
• 20:51 just mixed Tullamore Dew with his homemade ginger ale, and is marveling at the complexity. Now he really wants to make his own tonic. #
• 21:11 is gonna start carrying a d20 in his knitting bag, because he's tired of the blank stares when mundanes ask him what he's making. #
• 22:18 Knit d20 ready for zipper and numbers. pic.gd/fd486f #
• 22:45 has to get a zipper from storage, and isn't enthused about embroidering 31 little black digits, zo now is ze time on Sprockets ven ve gobed! #

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• 11:35 reveals his big news. Wildly popular novelist @EllenHopkinsYA will be at @HRTulsaLibrary next Monday, speaking and signing books! #
• 17:17 spent his day working on promotions for Ellen Hopkins visit. Not a lot of days to drum up an audience. Y'all come, y'hear? And tell friends! #
• 17:21 RT @EllenHopkinsYA <doing the happy dance> Finished FALLOUT!!! 660 plus book pages and around 76,000 words!!!!!!!!!!!! Popping the cork now. #
• 17:29 RT @dances_w_vowels: RT @crawdada I had no idea of the backstory behind the Gin Blossoms and "Hey Jealousy". bit.ly/1yzyuh #
• 18:07 H as Google stopped allowing phrase searching? I just tried six words in quotes, and it treated them like separate terms. #
• 18:53 feels as fit and robust as a thimbleful of moistened pocket lint. He will be going to bed as soon as the small ones settle down. #
• 19:00 Okay. That's cool. RT @brianeisley: RT @GreatDismal Is the Large Hadron Collider being sabotaged from the future? bit.ly/2W0zFj #
• 20:41 is void where prohibited, but then, isn't everything? #
• 21:26 is glad he checked the ginger ale before sleep. It took him 12 min. of cap-twiddling to release gas and safely open the lid. Kaboom averted! #
• 22:40 engages overshare mode: Ingesting a glass of active yeast cultures may be refreshing, but can create some bodacious gas. You're welcome. #

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• 00:42 Hear,hear! RT @crataegus: Happy Native American Awareness Day. Don't forget to apologize to the nearest Native for your ancestors' behavior. #
• 07:24 looks forward to hanging with co-workers from the still-vexed Bermoothes and the far-flung Isles of Langerhans. It's Staff Development Day! #
• 07:37 RT @alexislayton: ...Life is too short to knit miserable projects. #
• 08:19 recommends that you read Lies My Teacher Told Me by James Loewen to "celebrate" Columbus Day. #slaver #whoremonger #massmurderer #
• 09:55 RT @PresLincoln: Canada has its own Thanksgiving? Don't they know this is the weekend we pretend Columbus di scovered North America? #
• 11:08 Spoken like a true mom! RT @tashadoestulsa: What's that crusty thing in my hair? Oh, thank goodness - it's only a baby booger. #
• 11:12 will soon be going on a nature walk! Yay! #
• 16:34 RT @marijane: I love being a librarian. People ask you for stuff, you find it, and when you bring it to them, you make them happy. #
• 16:46 is home from Staff Development Day. It was great to see everyone. In other news: Columbus: still evil. #
• 19:48 and Kim have been half-joking for months that TS is going to potty train before LB. Tonight she pooped in the potty. Uh-oh . #
• 20:18 weighs options: buy gadgets to get content onto existing television, or replace television with 1 that can interface with current gadgets. #
• 20:53 weighs different options: whisky or rum? #
• 21:10 enjoys Tullamore Dew, James Lee Burke, and knitting. He's hoping to finish the triangles for the d20 tonight. #
• 22:37 has finished his triangles, and will start assembling tomorrow. He's thinking about black yarn, and crocheting the seams w/ a slip stitch. #
• 22:58 RT @badbanana: The scariest movie monster has to be the Invisible Man. Because he's a naked man. And he might be sitti ng on your sofa. #
• 23:00 Five of the twenty triangles for my knitted d20. Wonder if I can assemble with one seam. Math geeks? pic.gd/b97d2 #

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• 08:22 ping.fm/p/hvNI1 - % is at church, but TS is getting ready to be seen. #
• 08:40 TS prepares for her adoring public: pic.gd/37e2d0 #
• 08:43 I'm straight, but not narrow. Happy Nat'l Coming Out Day to all my GLBTQ friends/family. Let's have loving conversations about diversity. #
• 11:20 Thanks to @katebornstein for adding a new word to my vocabulary. I am (mostly) "cisgender" as opposed to "transgender". bit.ly/UrX99 #
• 11:23 I am trans-gender in the sense that I sometimes behave in ways that transgres s or transcend my bio gender. Knitting, for example. #
• 11:25 But I wouldn't belittle the struggle of people like @katebornstein, @docbrite, @sexgenderbody and others by identifying as transgender. #
• 11:26 I am acutely aware of my white, male, heterosexual, and cisgender privilege. #
• 12:12 heads to the library to eat lunch and then work for the first time in a week. Subvert the dominant paradigm! #nationalcomingoutday #
• 12:29 I'm #reading Love You Hate You Miss You by Elizabeth Scott - bit.ly/4qfqhU #
• 13:49 I am coming out as human. there are over 6 billion of us; LGBT people are amongst that (via @helen_of_boyd, @Jaynatopia) #
• 19:33 has a Drosophila infestation in his car. He either needs to fumigate or start a genetics lab. #
• 20:38 has Jack LaLanne's Power Juicer. It wasn't easy to get, either. For an old guy, Jack can really run! #
• 21:02 makes a new batch of ginger ale. This time it's 3 liters, and he's bumping up the ginger and dialing down the lemon. #
• 23:57 knows there must be something simple he's missing, but what? #

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• 09:49 is getting cleaned up for rnd 2 of popcorn sales, followed by a quick Target run. Later: art! Philbrook and www.indieemporium.com. #
• 11:06 I missed marking my 4000th tweet. It was a followfriday on YA Lit. Rather appropriate, methinks. #
• 11:25 understands completely the need to take off that crushing 3-hour Sat am shift on an important holiday weekend like Columbus Day. Thx, TFCU. #
• 12:23 envies his Minnesota friends who have snow today. #
• 12:51 has it down to a science. He can make 10 quesadillas in just over 15 minutes. #
• 13:30 will not be going to www.indieemporium.com due to credit union setback, but is packing up the fam for Philbrook. WooHoo! #
• 14:45 Not true! RT @elockhart: Head of UK Wodehouse Society writes in appreciation of Disreputable History. Squeee! #thingsonlyiwouldfindexciting #
• 17:10 is beaming after the trip to Philbrook. Kids had a blast & grownups got to see cool stuff. He even saw some friends who came on his reco. #
• 20:18 is surprised to see you here, as he has an appointment with you tomorrow in Samarra. #
• 20:43 sez: Yo, Internet, I love you and I'ma let you finish, but sleep is the b est feeling OF ALL TIME!! Goodnight. #
• 20:45 Urkel Harum #coolbandsmadeuncool #ancienthashtags #
• 21:52 On page 240 of 504 of Seeing Through Clothes. Fascinating political, social, art history as portrayed via dress. Totally absorbed. #

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