What did I Tweet today?

• 07:03 RT @Lauren_Bacall: Brigitte Bardot,Elizabeth Taylor,Sophia Loren and I should all star in a reality TV show called "The Real Golden Girls" #
• 07:57 extends to you a laurel and hearty handshake on this lovely Monday morning. #
• 09:52 encourages exploration and curiosity in his children, but not in the middle of the parking lot. Yes, that's your shadow. But THAT's a CAR! #
• 10:13 I second this. All in favor? RT @MeHeartCeltics: i just wanna sleep... #
• 11:26 was rejected by the tag agency computers because he's lost so much weight that his face doesn't look like his old DL any more. #
• 12:38 I'm #reading Makers by Cory Doctorow - bit.ly/8EcAT4 #
• 15:31 65 pounds ago. mypict.me/1O62e #
• 15:38 RT @fireland: I joined the KKK for the homophobia but stayed for the anonymous gay sex. #
• 16:28 RT @maureenjohnson: Don't they sell shirts in Forks? Or antidepressants? I'm just asking questions, Twitter. #yesiamtwitteringfromnewmoon #
• 16:31 wanted to do more on his dinner break, but has to, you know, eat dinner. #
• 23:22 can play a C chord on LB's ukulele. #

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• 00:03 has arrived home. Anyone want to help him unload the van? #
• 00:38 has church and work tomorrow. Must gobed. Love to all, KS and OK alike, and even y'all in t'other states. #
• 09:03 ponders the words of the great philosopher Socrates, who said, "I drank what?" #
• 11:58 RT @PresLincoln: It's been 145 years, and u still have wannabe actors sneaking past Secret Service and getting right next to the president? #
• 12:29 wonders if anyone's ever measured the octane level of prayer. #
• 12:54 likes working Sundays. Fewer hours and homework pres sure makes for more (and more interesting) questions. The drawback is missing family. #
• 14:41 I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: read, night, time - w33.us/25x7 #
• 14:43 I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: karl, time, read - w33.us/2666 #
• 14:55 Just voted Ubertwitter for Best Mobile Based Twitter App mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
• 14:57 Just voted shitmydadsays for Funniest Person to Follow mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
• 14:57 Just voted @maureenjohnson for Most Interesting Twitter User to Follow mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
• 14:57 Just voted @BreakingNews for Best News Source to follow mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
• 14:58 Just voted To Write Love on Her Arms for Best Non-Profit Use of Social Media mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
• 14:59 Just voted Pandora for Best Mobile Music Site or App mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
• 15:12 I just generated my #TweetC loud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: read, night, love - #
• 20:40 helped a patron look for Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion at work today. He felt like taking a bath afterward. #
• 21:43 knows Wild Turkey and barbiturates will help to make the season bright. Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow got into Mommy's stash last nite #
• 23:36 is long overdue for a haircut and is looking for a really good stylist who can give him advice as well as a new style. Recommendations? #

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• 00:22 is playing Boom Blox 2 with previously mentioned pals. There are 5 sleeping children and one very awake TS. *sigh* #
• 00:26 Knitted d20 is done, numbers and all. pic.gd/33dd9c #
• 01:16 will be gobed soon. His plan is to have breakfast at IHOP at 7:30am. See you there? #
• 07:38 is en route to the International Pan of Housecakes. #
• 08:03 RT @GiggleFlower: Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. #
• 09:23 can't believe how much AT&T 's data coverage sucks in Topeka. Serious #attfail. #
• 10:34 walked to the mall from WamLart with LB. Now he sits and knits while the kiddos play. #
• 11:00 It's the most wond... eh, whatever. mypict.me/1LoQp #
• 13:21 needs nap badly so as not to fall asleep at the wheel on his way home tonight. #
• 15:05 is afraid even his adamantium-laced skeleton and mutant healing factor won't get him through this one. #
• 19:14 is going home now. He will miss all the Topeka people. #
• 20:32 is stopped in Burlington, KS for a change of driver (he's taking over) and a coffee stop. Three hours to home. Keep him in your prayers. #
• 21:57 I'm #reading Chitty Chitty Bang Bang by Ian Fleming - bit.ly/611cjz #
• 21:58 On page 25 of 160 of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Listening to the audio. Just as charming and exciting as I remember it. bit.ly/6xmG9h #

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• 07:39 will be lunching at The Classic Bean in Fairlawn Plaza today. Join him if you dare! #
• 10:36 RT @HalfPintIngalls: Today everyone in De Smet gets up at 5 am and frantically peruses the Montgomery Ward catalog for bargains! #
• 10:41 #followfriday parody, historical comedy, and pastiche: @HalfPintIngalls @FakeAPStylebook @RepJackKimble @PresLincoln @FillmoreMillard #
• 10:47 will be holding court at The Classic Bean at noon. Stop by if you want to be blinded by the beauty of his wife and children. #
• 11:21 I passed 5000 tweets sometime this week. That's a lot of drivel to sling in two and a half years. #
• 11:49 RT @aiela: Muah, The Stig got third in the Heat Magazine Weird Crush poll. :) #
• 12:17 has fallen off the caffeine wagon. Hot chai with lunch and a coffee to go. #
• 14:05 wants to celebrate Buy Nothing Day, but Kim is not as motivated, so here he is at Target. *sigh* #
• 14:10 RT @BrentSpiner: I really think it should become a Thanksgiving tradition to show "Independence Day" on television. #
• 14:18 RT @badbanana: As an avid indoorsman, real Christmas trees kind of freak me out. #
• 14:21 These women are wearing shir ts that say, "Black friday: It's a Marathon." America is doomed. pic.gd/c1da88 #
• 15:39 wonders if it's too early in the season to start mugging Salvation Army Santas. #
• 17:13 loves visiting his in-laws. Yesterday he climbed a sycamore. Today he sat on the deck to watch the sunset, hearing sheep & tractors & kids. #
• 18:10 RT @bkshelvesofdoom: Twilight/NewMoon and the National Domestic Violence Hotline's Am I Being Abused? questionnaire. bit.ly/5WvIkM #
• 21:15 is hanging with good friends he doesn't see very often. #

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• 00:13 , in Topeka, leaves you with this thought: Shared pain is lessened, shared joy increased. Thus do we thwart entropy. Happy Thanksgiving! #
• 01:28 I'm #reading Akiko on the Planet Smoo by Mark Crilley - bit.ly/50vxsn #
• 22:19 I'm #reading Too Cool To Be Forgotten by Alex Robinson - bit.ly/6UDx47 #

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• 07:55 wants to stop the world and let off all the fools and let 'em go live with the guns in the sky. #
• 09:00 gives thanks today that he is able to take the whole family to Topeka to see family and friends. Wish him luck on the drive tonight. #
• 11:26 RT @FakeAPStylebook: If you feel you have been insufficiently blessed, it is permissible to call it "Thankgiving." #
• 12:10 has to go home to get a check to pay for a doctor visit for a problem that might have gone away already. Would rather nap. #
• 13:27 Ooooooh. That's bad. RT @MoRocca: Lou Dobbs is running for Senate but he'd make a better Minority Whip. #
• 13:30 reminds all that Friday is Buy Nothing Day. www.adbusters.org/campaigns/bnd #
• 13:33 is now glad he went to the doc. Found some tenderness and waiting for X-rays. #
• 13:51 wonders if the radiologist has read Stitches by David Small. #
• 14:30 has a condition he'd rather not discuss on a public forum, but assures everyone that it's not serious and should clear up soon. #
• 14:38 RT @alyankovic: It's Thanksgiving Eve! I can't wait till tomorrow morning to see if crazy ol' St. Larry left me any gravy under my pillow. #
• 19:05 is on the road! Appearing soon in a Topeka near you! #
• 20:31 is in Kansas! #
• 20:59 is in Independence and getting ready to take over driving. No! Tweets! 'Til Topeka! (bowm bowm bowm) #
• 23:03 RT @ActuallyNPH: Maybe I chose the wrong Twitter name. When I read everyone's posts, it seems like you're correcting me. #

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• 06:58 gives thanks today for TS. It's true what they say about fathers and daughters. When she smiles and says, "Daddy!" I'll do anything for her. #
• 12:20 can't believe he's reading a book about zombie football. #
• 14:02 had lunch with co-workers, but is having dessert with his good friends Ben and Jerry. #
• 17:38 will be in Topeka from late Wednesday night through Saturday evening. Let him know if you want to get together Friday or Saturday. #
• 19:36 "Make your lives extraordinary." #classicmoviequotes #
• 19:45 "The pellet wi th the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The flagon with the dragon holds the brew that is true." #classicmoviequotes #
• 19:52 "Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind." #classicmoviequotes #
• 20:18 RT @MoRocca: Sweet Adelines rock! Just spent evening w/ 82 great ladies singing their hearts out on Long Island #
• 20:18 RT @sexgenderbody: "Men of Quality Do Not Fear Equality" ff.im/-bY79R #
• 20:26 "I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!" #classicmoviequotes #
• 20:59 "'Scuse me while I whip this out." #classicmoviequotes #
• 21:02 "Oh, well. Nobody's perfect." #classicmoviequotes #
• 21:15 "Wherever you go, there you are." #classicmoviequotes #
• 21:37 "Raspberries!" #classicmoviequotes #
• 21:45 If you have to tell us what movie they're from, they aren't really #classicmoviequotes. #
• 21:58 "I've got somethin' to say. It's better to burn out than to fade away!" #classicmoviequotes #
• 21:58 "I'm walkin' here!" #classicmoviequotes #
• 21:59 "I can eat fifty eggs." #classicmoviequotes #
• 22:04 "The needs of the many outweight the needs of the few. Or the one." #classicmoviequotes #
• 22:06 "Lee lo dah lass mool tee pass." #classicmoviequotes #
• 22:11 "Do you still run?" "Only when chased." #classicmoviequotes #
• 22:11 "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!" #classicmoviequotes #
• 22:13 is fading fast. He wants to gobed at a decent hour, but still has packing to do. #
• 22:49 "Screw Maximillian!" "I already have." "So have I!" #classicmoviequotes #
• 22:51 "Wove. Twue wove." #classicmovielines #
• 22:53 "I say we nuke the whole site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." #classicmovielines #
• 22:54 "Do you want me to seduce you, Benjamin? Is that what you want?" #classicmovielines #
• 22:58 "You die, she dies, EVerybody dies." #classicmovielines #
• 23:02 "I've got a gun in my purse, and if you ever touch me again, I'll change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot." #classicmovielines #
• 23:06 "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so uptight that if u shoved a lump of coal up his ass, in 2 wks you'd have a diamond." #classicmovielines #
• 23:08 "Victor Mature!" #classicmovielines #
• 23:09 is packed and sacked. Soon he will drift off to Sleepington. #
• 23:11 "What do you make of this?" "Well, I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl..." #classicmovielines #
• 23:15 "It's only wafer-thin." #classicmovielines #
• 23:20 SPOILER: "Soylent Green is people!" #classicmovielines #
• 23:23 "This is an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools." #classicmovielines #
• 23:24 I need to stop with the #classicmovielines and gobed. Goodnight, Twitter. #

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