What did I Tweet today?

• 08:29 dreamt that Sigourney Weaver was helping him change a tire. She confessed to having a secret teenage daughter who was pregnant. #
• 14:55 Word! RT @elloyd74: Accidentally typed fedstats.gov as "defstats.gov." Those were some def stats, man. #
• 16:01 just got a text from his wife with those three little words he's longed for: "Check is here." #
• 17:51 So true! RT @laurasolomon: Librarianship is often about Lisa Simpson designing services for Bart. #T2Future (via @meganlibrarian, others) #
• 18:09 Not happy hour, but we still have needs. (@ Sonic 61st And Garnett) 4sq.com /c5aHWr #
• 18:43 Stocking up. (@ Harp's) 4sq.com/7jtPuW #
• 18:43 I just ousted @davidwegley as the mayor of Harp's on @foursquare! 4sq.com/7jtPuW #
• 19:12 Supper and groceries. (@ Braum's) 4sq.com/d2wz79 #
• 19:18 RT @lbgilbert: Q: What's yellow & imaginary? A: The square root of a negative banana. --Brian Greene #
• 19:39 Perfect! RT @BPGlobalPR: We at BEYOND POLLUTION Global PR are unhappy to announce yet another $10,000 donation to @healthygulf #BPrebrand #
• 20:22 would be the world's third richest nation if frustration was a natural resource. #
• 20:58 roams while Burns fiddles. #
• 21:03 Welcomes Kim to 4sq. (@ Vista Tulsa) 4sq.com/8wXhTF #
• 23:23 RT @ebertchicago: Every day now, for an hour or two, I leave the room with the computer and go into another room, and read a book quietly. #

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• 01:37 wired up the USB pwr port and traced where to solder in audio connxs tonight. Once the soldering is done, only the enclosure will be left! #
• 08:31 wears blue socks with black shoes and grey slacks. He's a fashion outlaw! #
• 08:36 wants to be loved by you alone. Boop boop be-doop. #
• 12:44 forgets how much less gas he uses in the summer. It's nice. #
• 13:39 mst return to Transylvania. Prepare the transport beam! #
• 13:42 Heh. RT @BPGlobalPR: We're collecting 10,000 barrels a day! Unlike last week, 10,000 barrels is a huge amount of oil! #b pmath #
• 15:54 left work early for a Doc appt. Hoping he can stay awake in the waiting room. He is TAHRD! #
• 16:02 Gettin' my owies looked at. (@ Warren Clinic South Tulsa) 4sq.com/9YeuJ4 #
• 17:23 has been prescribed rest, ice, and NSAIDs. He will probably self-prescribe whisky later tonight. #
• 18:30 never did win that checkered flag, but he never did come in last. #
• 19:01 thinks what McDonalds calls "yogurt" would be called "pudding" anywhere else. #
• 20:00 never dreamed he'd long for the day he could take a crap alone. #
• 21:35 wants 2 watch LOST and gobed. But he's only 2 eps frm end of Ssn 2 & knows he'd want 2 watch both, so he doesn't. This keeps happening. #
• 22:14 is amazed at the analgesic properties of this amber fluid of Irish origin. Mayhap he should investigate it further. #
• 22:35 RT @nprscottsimon: Tim Conway: "What would I do if I wasn't a comedian? Nothing. Nothing is the only other thing I know how to do." #
• 23:20 On page 69 of 272 of The Wager. Surprised it took this long to get to the "wager" of the title. bit.ly/dmkbdg #

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• 09:55 There were multiple ways BP's shoddy work (abetted by lax regulation) led to the Gulf disaster. Am I shocked? bit.ly/aX7sOf #
• 18:31 made burgers tonight. He loves his cast-iron grill pan, but cannot tell you how much he wishes he could have a real grill. #

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• 09:07 gets up, gets gets gets down. #
• 09:20 RT @thebookmaven: I love the sound of a man putting away last night's pots and pans in the morning. #
• 11:37 made an experimental breakfast casserole. It tasted pretty good to him, but literally sent LB screaming to his room. #
• 11:56 heads to Tulsa Pride to work the library booth, but also to support courageous friends who risk all to live honestly. Much love! #
• 12:06 I tweet about Tulsa Pride and get a spam tweet from a hair removal service. Is there a connection? #
• 14:45 thinks his favorite thing a bout Pride is the dizzying variety of T-shirt slogans. #
• 15:29 Me, too! RT @Nnascenzi: yay for Pride (@ Centennial Park) 4sq.com/aWqy7e #
• 16:00 had an amazing time at Prode, and is now thinking about the pool. #
• 16:21 Ummm. Make that "Pride". Not "Prode". #
• 17:26 only saw one protester, a lone sad little man who was telling him how much worse Hell would be if he had AIDS. As if that made sense. #
• 18:23 tries his hand at rolled-and-fried tortilla thingies. Shooting for healthier than QT taquitos and tastier than Santa Fe A nnie's flautas. #
• 20:24 RT @cshirky: My next book will be 'Wikipedia Brown', about a boy detective who solves crimes by getting his friends to do all the work. #
• 21:02 might be a little in love with Kari Byron. #
• 21:55 Chocolate run. (@ Steak N Shake) 4sq.com/92FaR4 #
• 23:04 is wiped out. Goodnight, Intertubes! #

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• 00:05 needs a Joe Meach action figure. Now. www.dccomics.com/dcdirect/?dcd=3115 #
• 00:29 I'm at Sleepytown (Tulsa). 4sq.com/7LBV84 #
• 08:03 Follow all the passionate YA librarians @yalsabookdude/yalsa-bkers. #ff #followalibrarian #
• 08:22 is arisen, glorious word. #
• 12:15 #ff @cassieclare, @doctorow, @hollyblack and @nalohopkinson because they're helping to revive Bordertown! #
• 12:46 lunches on miso ramen with mixed veg and popcorn on the side. #
• 15:26 On page 64 of 338 of Geek Charming. A morass of shallow stereotypes and predictability. I'm giving up. bit.ly/batluT #
• 18:00 I'm #reading The Wager by Donna Jo Napoli bit.ly/cSCy5e #
• 18:01 is thinking Sushi Train tonight. #
• 19:47 Finally, dinnertime! (@ Sushi Train) 4sq.com/aJQcpY #
• 22:19 climbs on his bike to go pick up the car from the library, which is as close as he's gonna get to the Tulsa Tough this year. #< /a>

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• 10:22 is at the Dr. office with TS and the boys, drinking the best kind of coffee: free. #
• 10:57 wonders if he heard you say he was meetin' you here today. #
• 11:01 is shocked (and slightly embarrassed) at the sight of Larry in a towel. #
• 11:41 RT @DRUNKHULK: THANK YOU FOR BE FRIEND! TRAVEL DOWN ROAD! BACK AGAIN! YOU HEART TRUE! YOU PAL! AND CONFIDANT! BYE RUE MCCLANAHAN! #
• 11:50 RT @Tuphlos: People rly want to be on hold 4 a book for 9 mos?! Like...I was pregnant and then had a kid and I STILL don't have the bk yet! #
• 11:57 didnt know until today that Rue McLanahan was a Tulsa grad. RIP, T-U-Rue! #
• 12:28 On page 29 of 338 of Geek Charming. I liked this better when it was called Can't Buy Me Love and starred Patrick Dem... bit.ly/bJk4ZS #
• 15:02 RT @librainiac: yr week isn't complete until u see the @metrolibraryok mascot do the Hammer Shuffle. (btw, my job=fun.) bit.ly/b3oBS6 #
• 16:58 just learned that some of his very favorite authors are coming together to revive a beloved shared world, Bordertown. bit.ly/Qs2Ee #
• 22:04 is gonna rouge his knees and roll his stockings down. #
• 22:49 needs to make a milk run and then gobed. #
• 23:54 must perforce retire abedward posthaste, methinks. #

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• 07:00 is shot to the heart, and you're to blame. #
• 07:55 In dachshunds? RT @realjohngreen: @librainiac I need the distance between the base of the nintendo and the game slot. #
• 08:10 looks forward to Small Group tonight. Gonna party like Marty! #
• 17:34 RT @growflet: Testing testing testing ignore me #
• 21:07 is hoping for a healthy crop of named storms this year. Check out #11 on the list: www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml #
• 21:44 RT @aiela: RT @darthvader: Tarkin just sent off Imperial re cruitment papers to Umpire Jim Joyce. That guy's got moxie. #
• 22:43 politely informs his landlords that a note after 6pm Re: a pest control visit the next afternoon does not constitute "24 hours notice". #

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