What did I Tweet today?

• 00:07 has washed every dish in the house. Well, except for the cutting boards. And there are probably some glasses downstairs. Heck with it. Bed. #
• 08:47 has taken Kim to the Dr. and BB to school. Now he's home getting lunches ready for the littlies. It's picture day for them. #
• 09:11 Picture day! pic.gd/4514dd #
• 09:46 is gonna "Fix-a-Flat" the slow-leaking tire on the van and then go get Kim from the doc. Does the fun ever stop? #
• 10:58 finds Dollhouse 02:02 "Instinct" tripping all kinds of emotional triggers for him. #
• 11:26 is now using the van to bring in the dead battery from the car to see if it's still under warranty. none of this is housecleaning. #
• 12:10 @fithedesign: RT @elloyd74: OMG--"Regretsy"--like Cake Wrecks for "crafts": www.regretsy.com/ #
• 12:19 just learned what the "limited" part of his battery's "five year limited warranty" is. Crap. #
• 13:34 just finished scrubbing the kitchen floor. He'd prefer that you looked at it rather than the horrifying color of the wash water. #
• 15:11 .@frakfraco @crowderband There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. #
• 15:19 is stuck at BB's school until 4 due to one-car-edness. Good thing he brought knitting to entertain... Oh, hey. A couch! With a pillow... #
• 16:21 RT @choochoobear: Personal rule: any flame email that uses "gay' and/or "fag" more than three times isn't a flame but a coming out attempt. #
• 16:31 gets to figure out how to roll up the window of the car with no battery. Can he just hook jumper cables from the van to the terminals? #
• 16:48 put the bad battery in and the car had enough juice to start. May not by tomorrow am, but it got the windows up. #
• 18:59 made a sad dinner of canned pinto beans and creamed corn, and then went through all the plastic containers and matched lids with bottoms. #
• 19:52 is falling asleep on the couch. He may just gobed when the boys do. #
• 21:08 was invited to a dance party tonight, but is going to bed just after 9pm instead. Get off his lawn, ya whippersnappers! #
• 22:39 could have told you, Vincent, this world was never made for one as beautiful as you. See you Friday! j.mp/t-fast #

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