What did I Tweet today?

• 08:52 feels a little guilty for treating the workmen installing his deck railing like a TV show, but the kids love watching them. #
• 09:09 watches something called Delgo that Kim ordered from Netflix. Kinda looks like somebody remade The Dark Crystal with Sleestaks. #
• 09:56 is 45 minutes into Delgo, and it appears to be more like Romeo and Juliet meets Star Wars. Still with Sleestaks, though. #
• 11:23 and the littlies are soaking up some sun on the new deck. #
• 11:34 Enjoying the new deck. pic.gd/059462 #
• 11:40 has resorted to making the only coffee in the house: pre-ground Southern Comfort flavored "gourmet" coffee that contains no alcohol. #
• 12:06 and LB are now lunching al fresco while TS naps. It's a gorgeous day. Unseasonably warm, with a perfect clear sky. #
• 12:12 RT @HalfPintIngalls Walked 160 acres for this stupid piece of candy. 160 acres until the next one. HATE trick-or-treating on the prairie. #
• 12:27 asks LB, "Can I have a grape?" "No!" Later, "Dad, can you throw this grape to the birds?" "So, the birds can have one, but I can't?" "Yup!" #
• 13:12 LB befriends a butterfly. "I wonder what her name is." pic.gd/5e0a17 #
• 13:33 watches Jonah: A Veggietales Movie with LB. TS still sleeps. #
• 13:53 is in love with a beautiful young asparagus from Nineveh, but her uncle is the head of an international gang of camel thieves! #
• 15:15 .MoRocca: #youknowurasaudiredneck when sheiks are fighting over drilling rights to your hair. #
• 15:21 now watches Happy Feet with TS while LB naps. #
• 15:25 If your third wife is also your second cousin #youknowurasaudiredneck #
• 15:35 #yo uknowurasaudiredneck if your mosque has scorpion-handling on Ramadan. #
• 15:46 #youknowurasaudiredneck when your personal hero is al-Bundy. #
• 15:59 #youknowurasaudiredneck if you live in a gold-plated trailer. #
• 16:03 When all the mirages you see look like Elvis #youknowurasaudiredneck #
• 16:22 #youknowurasaudiredneck when the bumper sticker on your pickup says, "The Saud Will Rise Again!" #
• 16:42 If you spend your day yelling "raghead" at the mirror and threatening to bomb yourself back to the Stone Age #youknowurasaudiredneck #
• 16:43 has taken the littlies to the mall to run around for a bit. #
• 16:50 If you spend your day yelling "death to me!" at the mirror and referring to yourself as the Great Satan #youknowurasaudiredneck #
• 17:03 If your ideal role model is named Osama Limbaugh #youknowurasaudiredneck #
• 17:09 may be in need of a new watch. #
• 17:52 looks so absurd. He looks so obscene. #
• 19:35 and the fam are visiting some friends' private haunted house. #
• 20:06 RT @Writ epop: Last minute Halloween costume: Cover yourself in jam and croissants, and wet your pants. You're "an incontinental breakfast"! #
• 20:19 thinks maybe tonight is a good opportunity to re-watch Les Yeux Sans Visage. #
• 20:24 I'm #reading Between XX and XY by Gerald N. Callahan - bit.ly/Pj780 #
• 21:46 On page 48 of 240 of Between XX and XY. Just learned some eye-opening things about bonobos. #
• 22:31 On page 75 of 240 of Between XX and XY. Incensed at story of Kailana, who is 37 and is still denied access to her own medical records and... #
• 22:36< /em> ...routinely lied to by her own doctors! #
• 23:07 On page 82 of 240 of Between XX and XY. When Lisa May was still Michael, his priest told him suicides go to Hell, but in this case God mi... #
• 23:09 ...ght make an exception. Such evil! #

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