What did I Tweet today?

• 08:16 was endowed by his Creator with certain inalienable rights, among which are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency... #
• 11:18 RT @DRUNKHULK: DRUNK HULK JUST FIGURE OUT TWIST! M NIGHT SHYMALAN CAREER WAS DEAD WHOLE TIME! #
• 14:28 just watched a woman buy a 1L bottle of Diet Coke and a 32oz cup full of ice from the fountain. WHY???? #
• 17:27 likes pie. Piepiepiepiepieeeeeeee. #
• 17:43 just met the chickens his eggs are coming from. How cool is that? #
• 18:27 Introducing the littlies to the wonder of horchata. (@ Taqueria La Cabaña) 4sq.com/axfkJU #
• 19:01 I'm at Which Wich (6028 S Memorial Dr, Tulsa). 4sq.com/cN8V7r #
• 19:36 SO AWESOME! RT @ebertchicago: This just in: Snoop Dogg tried to rent Liechtenstein. j.mp/dBeASr #
• 20:40 requests that you get your booty on the floor tonight. Make his day. #
• 22:54 notices that Goodreads is evidently not crossposting tonight, so he'll tell you he's reading Wolverine: Worst Day Ever by @barrylyga. #

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