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• 10:33 I'm #reading Throw Out Fifty Things by Gail Blanke - bit.ly/54JkcP #

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• 00:20 Playing with ink, pen, and brush. tweetphoto.com/7576427 #
• 00:55 had a lot of fun playing with ink tonight, but somewhere lost in his house is a cache of calligraphy stuff that would have made it better. #
• 08:58 <3! RT @docbrite: Just in case I've left anyone in doubt: I am pro-choice, transgender, & queer. This is what one Catholic looks like. #
• 09:16 wishes all a happy Monkee day! Today Michael Nesmith turns 67, and Davy Jones is 64. Will you still need him? Will you still feed him? #
• 15:02 watches BB discover Inkscape and The GIMP. #
• 16:25 10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling (this is great) is.gd/5H2Bf /via @NealWiser #
• 16:33 is almost packed for Topeka. Just waiting for Kim to come home so they can go! #
• 18:42 and the kids have Solved A Milk Mystery. #
• 19:06 and fam are hitting the road! Should be in Topeka 'round midnight. #
• 22:08 has been pulled over in Neodesha, KS for going AT MOST 22 in a 20. Frick. #
• 22:20 was let off with a warning. Thank God! #
• 23:41 plans to Techno-fast (j.mp/t-fast) tomorrow, hanging out with good friends and ringing in the new year with a murder mystery! #

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• 08:41 knows that the boat is leaking. He knows that the captain lied. He's got this broken feeling, like his father or his dog just died. #
• 09:45 I want to read: Going Bovine by Libba Bray - bit.ly/5h5r1j #
• 09:45 I want to read: Returnable Girl by Pamela Lowell - bit.ly/65AvGQ #
• 15:00 I want to read: Living Dead Girl by Elizabeth Scott - bit.ly/7nvHmf #
• 15:03 I want to read: The First Paul by Marcus J. Borg - bit.ly/5CNdAx #
• 17:48 has learned to wait for his ride inside the library when it closes early or become the Face Of Evil and Object Of All Abuse. #
• 19:08 Karl Rove & his wife are divorcing? Tell me again, GOP, about how you believe in the sanctity of traditional marriage. (via @joshuamneff) #
• 19:41 RT @crataegus: Dear Charmin, bears don't use toilet paper & they shit where they like. #
• 21:57 is drawing old-school tonight. Steel nib and India ink. Requires concentration, but the results are grand. #

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• 00:32 says Oh, well, I never. Was there ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees? #
• 08:17 RT @funnyoneliners: Office: A place you can relax after your strenuous home life. #
• 13:45 RT @sexgenderbody: Are CPCs The New Maternity Homes? It Certainly Seems That Way ff.im/-ds8Aj #
• 18:48 bakes a ham and asparagus frittata for dinner. #
• 21:12 likes having ice cream in the house that Kim doesn't like. This needs to happen more often. #
• 22:14 steeps the ginger syrup for a new batch of ginger ale. #
• 22:49 has decided he needs to read Acts next. #
• 23:07 CANNOT forget to take the ginger ale to Topeka. If he does, it will explode while he's gone. #
• 23:11 HEY, LOOK EVERYBODY! IT'S @MAUREENJOHNSON. HI MAUREEN!!! #

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• 14:12 kilt him a b'ar when he wuz only three. #
• 15:15 I want to read: Where the Mountain Meets the Moon by Grace Lin - bit.ly/6VzjlT #
• 15:39 has finally knitted his cardigan back to where it was when he ripped it out and started over. #
• 16:52 can now play "Joy To The World" and "Stairway To Heaven", poorly, on the ukelele. #
• 18:44 I want to read: Stranger at the Gate by Mel White - bit.ly/87l0EV #
• 18:54 RT @hrtulsalibrary: Hardesty Regional Library will open at 10am on Monday, Dec 28 due to weather. #
• 18:56 RT @wilw: The single most insulting thing you can tell a creative person is, upon viewing their creation, "you have too much free time." #
• 21:07 played Khet against BB, who got it for Christmas. He lost badly, and envisions many such losses in his future. #
• 22:35 says "Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape." -DEATH #
• 23:03 is going to finish this row, do some dishes, and gobed. He's gotta work tomorrow. Can you hear the whine in his voice? #

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• 08:15 pleads with parents of Oklahoma teens. Take your kids out today and teach them to drive in the snow. #
• 12:17 will soon be braving the roads to go swimming at his parents' hotel. #
• 15:52 got high-centered where a driveway wasn't at the hotel, but dug out after swimming. Boy, is he ready for Christmas dinner! #
• 17:48 wants to celebrate Boxing Day, but can't decide who to punch. So many choices! #
• 20:48 Wow!! -- Pakistan recognizes 3rd gender www.politicsdaily.com/2009/12/25/pakistan-recognizes-third-gender (via @wigazette) #
• 20:54 watches Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton at his in-laws' (on DVD. The Crossroads concert from 2007) #
• 23:52 had a great day, but is worn out. A lot more shoveling and swimming than he's used to. Also a lot more food. #

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• 10:04 sees that @MODOT says all highways are open. Take your chances! @OKDOT says ZOMG WHITESTUFF HIWAYS CLOSED FOR UR SAFTY! Not very Republican. #
• 10:22 RT @darthvader: Merry Sithmas to you and yours! #
• 10:45 is worn out from Christmas morning excitement. Falling asleep on the couch. Merry day to one and all! #
• 11:40 gave up on napping. Now watching TMBG: Here Comes Science. BB got the DVD for Christmas. #
• 13:56 shoveled the walk and stairs and took more photos. Now he's turning leftovers into lunch and hoping to get that nap in later. #
• 16:34 L ittle late now. RT @PresLincoln: The wife got me a helmet. #
• 16:35 RT @tulsalibrary: All libraries will be closed Sat., Dec. 26 due to inclement weather #
• 18:31 is probably the last one to see this, but has to share it anyway. bit.ly/2aYzAy #
• 20:11 is the monster at the end of Facebook. #
• 20:44 is watching Hogfather with Kim. Did everyone leave out a pork pie and sherry last night? And turnips for his piggy coursers? #
• 23:47 's parents drove in from Spgfd, MO 2nite. Dad, a calm man who favors single-malt, walked through the door with a 40 of MGD. R ough drive. #

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• 09:00 is forgoing his usual Techno-Fast today. Lots to do, and he'll want to see how everyone's Christmas Eve is going! #
• 11:14 ran out to drop off recycling and pick up stuff from storage before 10 this morning. Now relaxing. TS down for nap, and LB cruisin' for one. #
• 12:47 is Sofa King tired. #
• 13:20 ponders: Santa sees you when you're sleeping. Does he sparkle in the sunlight, too? #
• 13:35 had his memoir title read on NPR just moments ago. He's famous! #
• 17:12 needs cheer. The sleet isn't doing it for me. I need real snow. Carols at service to night and a crackling fire later might help. #
• 17:37 LET IT FREAKIN' SNOW, BABY!!!! tweetphoto.com/7136271 #
• 17:39 gets a little manic when the first snow falls. #
• 21:19 is evidentlu watching Prancer Returns. #
• 22:10 I think its @mrsstephenfry RT @RealCliveBarker: Who gets to be the Fairy on the top of the Twitter Tree? #
• 22:20 can't believe he's watching this drek. Smarmiest child actor EVAR, and sad to see Jack Palance fallen so far. #
• 22:26 Overhanging drift outside our apartment. tweetphoto.com/7164329 #
• 23:44 bites the wax tadpole. #

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• 07:48 WOOT! RT @maureenjohnson: The #mysterygift is revealed. FOR YOU! Happy Holidays! tinyurl.com/mjmysterygift #
• 08:43 RT @TulsaCtyWeather: Winter Storm Watch issued December 23 at 4:04AM CST expiring December 25 at 6:00AM CST bit.ly/6sTasD #
• 08:52 is still seeing random facebook weirdness. Can see notifications, but can't follow them to see what he's being notified of. Got new DL, tho! #
• 12:24 A Bit Of Underdone Potato On Elm Street #Scroogefilms #
• 12:26 Bill Murray Is A Better Actor Than Jim Carrey Will Ever Be #scroogefilms #
• 12:29 Bite Me, Prancer #scroogefilms #
• 12:41 ponders: knit or nap? #
• 13:05 OG: Original Grinch #scroogefilms #
• 19:14 y TS caminamos al Taqueria De Cabana para horchata y tacos de pastor, pollo, y chorizo. #
• 21:34 figured out that he could charge his BlackBerry using the Wii USB port and also run sound out to the stereo system. Pandora in full stereo! #
• 22:22 celebrates his technological achievement by knitting a pouch with which to hang the BlackBerry from the stereo speaker. #crafty #

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• 08:29 asks God to bless this coffee to the improvement of his mind and body. In Jesus' name, Amen. #
• 12:47 is an animal with long funny ears, who kicks up at everything he hears. #
• 17:51 Pre-wingnut Dennis Miller FTW! RT @filthEdesign: two of sh*t is still sh*t... #
• 18:39 seems to be cut off from both Facebook and Twitter at the moment. Papa? Papa can you hear him? #
• 20:19 can see Facebook now, but Twitter is still MIA. Weird. In other news, the littlies are giggling instead of sleeping. Grr. Argh. #
• 21:37 is going to bed. Bed, bed, bed, bed, beee ddd. #

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• 00:58 and Kim spent 3.5 hours tonight rearranging furniture so there would be space for the Christmas tree. He works at 9 not noon tomorrow. Fun! #
• 01:05 If we work together we can still prevent the sick and enfeebled special interests from dragging down this country. (via @RepJackKimble) #hcr #
• 12:50 is alive, dammit! #
• 16:12 is at inbox zero! #
• 19:47 made fake stir-fry for supper, then watched TS dump it on the table and LB refuse to touch it. Early bedtimes for the littlies. #
• 21:08 is wiped out and headachy. Gobed now. #
• 21:18 has all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile. #

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• 00:02 greatly admires The Beatles, but when it comes down to Desert Island Disk time, he'd take The Who. #
• 00:40 My DIDs: NIN-Pretty Hate Machine; The Who-Who's Better, Who's Best; TMBG-Flood; Pink Floyd-The Wall; Indigo Girls-Indigo Girls #
• 12:53 offers the children whatever they want for lunch, as long as it involves tuna salad. #
• 13:24 Am I supposed to know who Brittany Murphy is? #
• 13:59 On page 137 of 400 of Her Fearful Symmetry. "Is it sad to fancy David Tennant when you're dead?" Hehe. bit.ly/5peZ9y #
• 16:37 knits a little while the kids watch old cartoons and Kim makes cookies. Choir party at church tonight. #
• 16:39 Rr #
• 16:40 R #
• 16:42 Ed #
• 16:44 EDed #
• 16:45 E #
• 17:29 Okay. My pocket has evidently been tweeting on my behalf. Sorry about that. #
• 18:01 is hanging at Ignition praise and worship service tonight. #

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• 00:06 has work tomorrow. Goodnight, Moon. #
• 08:55 does tha worky-worky. #
• 10:28 RT @funnyoneliners: I'm not a control freak. I just happen to know what's best for everybody else. #
• 12:04 I'm #reading Silk by Caitlín R. Kiernan - bit.ly/8DR1Ck #
• 14:59 is nothin' but a low-down, double-dealin', back-stabbin', larcenous perverted WORM!! Hangin's too good for him! Burnin's too good for him! #
• 20:53 plans to knit and watch Pollock, if the DVD player cooperates. #
• 22:26 "Was it good for you?" #wrongtime2tweet. #
• 22:29 "Bless me father, for I have sinned." #wrongtime2tweet. #
• 22:41 O CRAP MY CHUTE DIDNT OPEN! #wrongtime2tweet. #
• 23:18 found Pollock inspiring and painful to watch. Great acting by all concerned. #
• 23:28 covets the east coast snow. #

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• 08:58 reversed roles with Kim today. He's off, and she's working a contract job in Ada. #
• 10:34 has a plan for the day. The best part is, it starts with a nap! #
• 12:42 needs help. Cornbread recipe calls for adding oil in instructions, but doesn't list it in the ingredients. How much oil in six corn muffins? #
• 13:20 watches his Seti@Home screensaver bop along to Tool and Ministry. The aliens are listening! #
• 13:39 baked one round of cornbread. He might make a second one after he picks the kids up. Right now it's time for a knitting break. #
• 15:47 RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Frak" should only be used if you're fighting Cylons. Are you fighting Cylons? Yeah, didn't think so. #
• 15:48 RT @HalfPintIngalls: You really should follow @clothesline if you don't want to get lost out on the prairie in this blizzard. #FollowFriday #
• 16:01 is home with the kiddos and wondering when to expect his wife. #
• 16:40 thinks way too much about Word World. Where do letters come from? Are vowels scarce? Can you make something you've never seen? #
• 17:02 "Have you read Dianetics?" #holidayruined4wordsorless #
• 17:06 "Jimmy's learn ing the drums." #holidayruined4wordsorless #
• 17:08 "Granny stopped smoking. Again" #holidayruined4wordsorless #
• 17:10 "Mountain Oyster Dressing" #holidayruined4wordsorless #
• 17:22 "Roll a new character." #holidayruined4wordsorless #
• 17:24 "You know computers, right?" #holidayruined4wordsorless #techsgiving #
• 17:32 "It's Soylent Green day." #holidayruined4wordsorless #
• 17:38 "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" #holidayruined4wordsorless #
• 18:02 "Home movies in five!" #holidayruined4wordsorless #
• 18:06 gets so frustrated at LB's reluctance to potty train that he's tempted to beat the crap out of him. :-) #
• 19:43 will soon be leading a Love Dare marriage enrichment class. #
• 23:03 tampers with your Muzak systems, trading Bing for Twisted Sister. #

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• 19:33 I'm #reading Her Fearful Symmetry by Audrey Niffenegger - bit.ly/7nESqn #

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• 08:31 will likely be late to his time management class. This does not bode well. #
• 13:49 From Snookles: All hail the BBS! #eschwa #
• 14:34 RT @BorowitzReport: America may not have universal health care, but our network of Farmville players is the envy of the world. #
• 14:49 is finding BBS friends on Twitter. Past and present Eschwans, tweet with the #eschwa hashtag so we can find each other! #
• 17:18 AAAUUGGGGHHH!!! RT @FakeAPStylebook: The plural of apostrophe is "apostrophe's." #
• 17:44 When comps r down, things that don't work include typ ing yr number in really hard and sitting for an hr staring blankly. (via @BethReads) #
• 17:45 RT @wilw: Lost Boys was a little silly but still ultracool, and Near Dark is the best vampire movie ever made. SUCK IT SPARKLEDORKS. #
• 17:57 is waiting for Chinese food, but is supposed to be in the sound room at church. This seems to be his day to be late. #
• 19:18 RT @BorowitzReport: Under CompromiseCare, people with no coverage will be allowed to keep their current plan. #compromisecare #
• 19:26 will be going to bed soon after the kids tonight. It was an odd day. #
• 19:59 Under #CompromiseCa re, you will have access to an "exchange", for example, your eldest child for an appendectomy (via @smendler) #
• 20:04 Your "public option" under #compromisecare will be choosing whether to sleep under a bridge or an overpass when your bills leave you broke. #
• 20:36 is of the Body. Are you of the Body? #
• 20:59 is a little tweeting bird, chirping in a meadow. He is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad. Also, his ears are green. #
• 21:45 is heading to bed. Techno-fast tomorrow (j.mp/t-fast) and TS's second birthday! #
• 22:46 RT @b adbanana: Turn around and you're 2, Turn around and you're 4. Turn around and you're a young girl REQUESTING NINJA THROWING STARS! WTF! #

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• 01:43 has made the unfortunate mixological discovery that Sailor Jerry and tonic tastes like Robitussin. Blech. #
• 02:05 I've been playing with abstract perspective lately. mypict.me/26vLY #
• 07:29 may subdiv geog. #
• 10:03 LOL! RT @TheRemusLupins: Landed in London. Everything here looks like Dr Who... #
• 13:03 is considering laparascopic surgery. No, he doesn't NEED surgery. He wants to do one, just for fun. Any volunteers? #
• 18:23 loves when LB corrects our Spanish pronunciation. #
• 18:24 RT @BorowitzReport: Lieberman explains why he opposes the Medicare buy-in he favored just 3 mos ago: "I'm a bigger dick now." #
• 20:42 .@petersagal PRIde and Prejudice #NPRfilms #
• 20:46 Mulholland Pledge Drive #NPRfilms #
• 20:48 Totebag Recall #NPRfilms #
• 20:50 had a remarkably good day. #
• 20:50 All Things That Remain Considered #NPRfilms #
• 20:53 Everybody's All-American Life #NPRfilms #
• 20:55 Norwegian Bachelor Party #NPRfilms #
• 20:58 The Splendid Table In The Grass #NPRfilms #
• 21:03 RT @anandilila: Indiana Jones and the Dina Temple-Raston of Doom #NPRFilms #
• 21:07 Wait, Wait, Pussycat, Don't Kill #NPRfilms #
• 21:09 Poggiolisquaatsi #NPRfilms #
• 21:15 Dusty And Left For Dead #NPRfilms #
• 21:27 Carl Kasell and McCormick #NPRtvshows #
• 21:35 .@petersagal Tom and Ray and Ted and Alice #NPR movies #
• 21:37 .@petersagal Sex, Lies, and Audiotape #NPRfilms #
• 21:53 Your Own, Sylvia Poggioli #NPRyalit #
• 21:57 TOTN #NPRyalit #
• 21:58 Neal Conan Does My Shirts #NPRyalit #
• 22:01 The Dangerous Days of Daniel Schorr #NPRyalit #
• 22:11 .@petersagal Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snigda #NPRyalit #
• 22:17 I misspelled Snigdha. Time for to gobed. #
• 22:49 is not a god, no matter what Venkman says. Goodnight, Internet. #

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• 08:47 RT @geekthelibrary: Does your local library improve your quality of life? Talk about it. bit.ly/8OfCRg #
• 09:56 RT @hrtulsalibrary: What do YOU want to see in the next library CEO? ... ow.ly/Ki8b #
• 14:18 RT @Writepop: I want a rat's ass for Christmas, but I don't know anybody who gives one. #
• 16:53 needs to read The Talisman again. It's been too long. #

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• 13:09 had a whirlwind morning, has a short temper, and needs a nap quite badly. #
• 13:36 After my crack about preferring Calcutta to Tulsa the other day, I'm now being followed by @CalcuttaTravel. Heh. #
• 19:50 was irritated by his child's whining during the Xmas concert, but that anger transferred nicely to the disapproving lady who glared @ them. #
• 21:24 is home. Kids are working toward sleep at a snail's pace. He may beat them to it. Or he may just beat them. #
• 22:26 hears there's a great movie playing on the insides of his eyelids. Gonna go check it out. #
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• 09:05 is going to fry his eggs in bacon grease this morning, because he can. #
• 11:20 fixed a problem with the van, so the morning wasn't a total waste. #
• 12:11 "Librarians know how to party! And the ones that don't will look it up for you." Via Mel Gillespie on fb. #
• 12:13 sinks slowly into the couch cushions. #
• 12:42 walkes to QT for sodas. #
• 13:21 would rather be a beggar on the streets of Calcutta than a pedestrian on the streets of Tulsa. #
• 14:00 is final ly ready to get the whole fam to Philbrook. It's Second Saturday! Free admission and great stuff for the kids. #
• 18:04 chased TS all over Philbrook, dealt with both littlies melting down at dinner, and is now en route to the Rhema lights. #
• 18:11 LB and his new friend Alemoney the Christmas Worm. mypict.me/23pfF #
• 19:35 Rhema lights. mypict.me/23tAH #
• 20:40 fears he'll nvr understand LB. Kid made a clay worm, named it, treated it like a friend, then tore its head off, saying, "don't like worms." #
• 22:27 goes to bed, in accordance with the prophecy. #

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• 08:18 loves these 9-6 Fridays. Since he drops off BB at 8, he gets to start his workday with a nap in the parking lot. #
• 11:53 This is @cubeecraft. New craft obsession in 3... 2... 1... mypict.me/21RW1 #
• 12:11 doesn't like the cut of your jib. #
• 14:09 Billy Joel's Storm Front tour, Kemper Arena in Kansas City. #myfirstconcert #
• 16:22 found out today that his six-word memoir (Knitter, librarian, nurturer: still a man.) will be published in SMITH magazine's next book! #
• 16:54 Canadian SF writer Peter Watts was beaten, pepper sprayed, imprisoned, and dumped on the streets by US border guards. bit.ly/6DcQOJ #
• 18:35 RT @neilhimself: For more on the Peter Watts case: bit.ly/5r1ud9 (Making light) and bit.ly/5hbney (his own blog). #
• 20:27 prepares to be beaten in chess by his son. #
• 20:59 RT @BorowitzReport: Pee Wee Herman is back! I guess he figured that by 2009 standards, he's downright dignified. #
• 21:04 won the chess game, surprisingly. Now finishing the prep for his slow-cooker pinto beans. #
• 23:33 did not die today. Less than half an hour remains. Can he make it? If so, he's going to the Philbrook tomorrow. Yay! #

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• 08:59 I'm #reading Hero-Type by Barry Lyga - bit.ly/6psVGm #

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• 09:28 wonders if you want to be his boss: www.gossagesager.com/Tulsaad.htm #
• 17:24 flits. He floats. He fleetly flees. He flies. #
• 18:45 called the doctor and the doctor said, "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!" #
• 19:08 watches BB try to clear Yoshi's Island on Super Mario World. Brings back memories. #
• 20:04 makes himself a Nutella/banana tortilla sandwich for dessert. #
• 20:24 watches his wife and son fistfight in the living room. #
• 21:47 is finally going back and listening to the Critical Hit podcasts. Fun stuff. www.majorspoilers.com/archives/29307.htm/ #
• 22:25 Hehe! RT @petersagal: That's one way of putting it. yfrog.com/33olcpj (via @waitwait) #
• 23:29 heads offline (j.mp/t-fast). If you miss him, choose a random Broadway lyric and change it to a third-person declarative sentence. #

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• 01:56 must stop goofing around and gobed. Why does he do this to himself? #
• 10:44 I have Google Wave invites if anyone wants them. E-mail yoyology -ATT- gmail -DAHT- com with a request. #
• 11:43 is going to do a few rows before lunch, which is nothing like doing a few lines before lunch. #
• 12:40 sees a crack in the mirror and a bloodstain on the bed. #
• 13:43 is holding an advance copy of @joe_hill's upcoming novel Horns. So excited! #
• 19:02 and LB are building with megabloks. #
< li>19:04 LB builds a giant robot ship. mypict.me/1YjF0 #
• 19:40 wasn't surprised when blocks led to wrestling. :-) Now taking a breather before LB hits the hay. #
• 20:45 is letting the Ditty Bops motivate him to fill the dishwasher before he collapses. #
• 20:56 decided quickly that the Ditty Bops weren't doing it for him. Now on "Anger Management" Pandora station: NIN, KMFDM, Ministry... #
• 21:11 kinda freaked BB out when he started moshing in the kitchen. Felt good, though. Now in bed getting ready to start Horns. #
• 21:15 I'm #re ading Horns by Joe Hill - bit.ly/8To1bS #
• 22:38 just talked down BB, who walked into his room, looked him in the eye, and said, "Where's Dad?" Night terror. #
• 22:55 wonders if he's the only one who sees stories about Google Goggles and thinks of Tod Browning's Freaks. "One of us! One of us!" #

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• 09:05 wonders why Kipper and Tiger have names, but Pig is just Pig. Even Pig's little brother is named Arnold. Is it some kind of speciesist slur? #
• 09:56 plans to request hazard pay for dealing with LB this morning. What a pill! #
• 11:21 will live in infamy. #
• 15:58 strikes a pose. There's nothing to it. #
• 16:25 Loverly. RT @sexgenderbody: Orlando McDonald's Manager Allegedly Told Trans Applicant: 'We Do Not Hire F**gots' ff.im/-czQ1E #
• 21:26 wants to create: knit, write, paint, compose, even a computer program. H e needs to take a year off to do it all. Anyone want to pay him? #
• 22:48 Q:What message would you want to put in ... A:"Help! I'm being held captive in a for... formspring.me/yoyology/q/245367 #formspringme #
• 22:49 Q:If your house was on fire and you could only grab three things, what... A:BB, LB, TS. formspring.me/yoyology/q/245369 #formspringme #
• 22:49 Ask me anything formspring.me/yoyology #
• 23:27 Q:who moved my cheese? A:Penfold, shush! formspring.me/yoyolo gy/q/248126 #formspringme #

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• 01:56 is going to bed at 2am because his wife forced him to watch five episodes of Glee. And if you believe that, you don't know him AT ALL. #
• 09:36 would really like for his seasonal allergies to go out of season already! #
• 12:09 RT @badbanana: There's a movement to get Dick Cheney to run for president? Ridiculous. He can eat far more puppies as a private citizen. #
• 13:15 finds tuna casserole to be quite tolerable when he adds about half a teaspoon of Thai chili sauce to his bowl. #
• 16:17 sez, "My name is Karl! I like to dance!" #
• 18:35 considers feeding his family popcorn, cheese, and apples for supper. #
• 20:03 prepares for a milk run to Braum's. Need anything? #
• 20:58 Trans woman nixed by SALVATION ARMY; died. bit.ly/7NjENl Donate QUEER $s to SA: tinyurl.com/3h2vj (via @helen_of_boyd, others) #
• 21:05 is fading fast. Gonna take a pill, fill the disher, and gobed. #
• 21:31 On page 96 of 288 of Powerless. The mystery deepens. What's Gran's secret? bit.ly/8u5K5c #

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• 00:03 attended a cocktail party tonight with friends from church. He mixed martinis. It's probably the most grown-up he's ever felt. #
• 08:39 is the mad declutterer this morning. "A place for everything and everything in its place!" Don't get in his way. #
• 10:04 can see the floor of the dining room, and there's a load of dishes running. Good time for a break. #
• 12:07 could easily nap for several more hours, but needs to get lunch together and do more cleaning. Up and at 'em! #
• 15:27 is offloading: storage, goodwill, recycling (3 stops), library. Here we go! #< /a>
• 16:38 RT @funnyoneliners: STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. #
• 20:39 took his lovely wife to a library staff association chili cookoff tonight. Thanks to the gracious Donna Hardin for watching their kids. #

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• 08:58 did NOT want to change a tire this morning. #
• 10:21 I want to read: Impossible by Nancy Werlin - bit.ly/5u0Tzi #
• 10:25 I want to read: Nightspeeder by Emma Bull - bit.ly/5TJjy1 #
• 10:57 patronized two exemplary Tulsa businesses yesterday: hAirFx in the Fontana Center and Cheap Thrills Vintage on Cherry Street. Great folks! #
• 12:51 don' wanna. *pouts* #
• 15:03 RT @FakeAPStylebook: Always capitalize brand names. Ex: Toyota Camry, Kia Spectra, GM Death Throes. #
• 15:17 can't motivate himself out of this funk. Maybe a walk will help? It's sunny out. #
• 15:49 walked for a bit, but came back with a Smart Car brochure. Gotta find a new route. Good news: leftover pastries from mtg rm group! #
• 16:22 researches how to make book trailers. Seems surprisingly easy. #
• 17:47 is evidently gonna rock down to Electric Avenue. At least, that's what his brain keeps telling him. (Damn you, Kris Erickson!) #

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• 22:31 Finished with Makers. A book that seems to be about technology, but is really about friendship, loss, and renewal. W... bit.ly/4A5zDC #

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• 11:02 wishes to inform you that he has nothing to say. #
• 13:24 tires of your pathetic antics and no longer finds them amusing. He beckons to the executioner. #
• 15:01 experiments with BB's class using magnetism and electricity. #
• 18:29 What? No Bourne shell? RT @1001001: CSH is the new black. #
• 19:36 feels like all his energy is slowly draining from his navel. He may have a manipura leak. #
• 20:56 took the boys to a party for one of BB's classmates who's moving to Nashville. Now relaxing on the couch with some butter brickle ice cream. #
• 21:11 Congratulations! RT @alyankovic: Yaaaay! Just got a GRAMMY nomination (Best Comedy Album - "Internet Leaks")! #
• 21:28 is the mind-killer. He is the little-death that brings total obliteration. #
• 22:03 leaves you with this thought before signing off (j.mp/t-fast). He is the grammarian about whom your mother warned you. #

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• 02:19 stayed up far too late researching something silly. Now to bed. #
• 07:20 RT @newscientist: Eco-crimes we commit every day: rethink how you clean your clothes - & your bottom bit.ly/54Ad1a #
• 09:05 wants a netbook and an iPod, needs pants and shoes, but will only be getting a haircut. At least today. #
• 09:48 I want to read: Powerless by Matthew Cody - bit.ly/7wAcyZ #
• 11:44 On page 40 of 416 of Makers. There are authors I recommend. For @doctorow, I evangelize. You MUST read this book. bit.ly/8eN4It #
• 14:10 is troubled that the name "Tiger" appears in every news brief about the story, but Elin, if mentioned at all, is "wife" or "Tiger's wife". #
• 17:35 needs to find a couple of cool (preferably vintage) buttons in Tulsa before Saturday. Where should he shop? #
• 19:03 made frankfurter octopi for the little ones tonight. A big hit! #
• 21:20 is swatching for one sweater while idly planning another. #

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• 07:03 RT @Lauren_Bacall: Brigitte Bardot,Elizabeth Taylor,Sophia Loren and I should all star in a reality TV show called "The Real Golden Girls" #
• 07:57 extends to you a laurel and hearty handshake on this lovely Monday morning. #
• 09:52 encourages exploration and curiosity in his children, but not in the middle of the parking lot. Yes, that's your shadow. But THAT's a CAR! #
• 10:13 I second this. All in favor? RT @MeHeartCeltics: i just wanna sleep... #
• 11:26 was rejected by the tag agency computers because he's lost so much weight that his face doesn't look like his old DL any more. #
• 12:38 I'm #reading Makers by Cory Doctorow - bit.ly/8EcAT4 #
• 15:31 65 pounds ago. mypict.me/1O62e #
• 15:38 RT @fireland: I joined the KKK for the homophobia but stayed for the anonymous gay sex. #
• 16:28 RT @maureenjohnson: Don't they sell shirts in Forks? Or antidepressants? I'm just asking questions, Twitter. #yesiamtwitteringfromnewmoon #
• 16:31 wanted to do more on his dinner break, but has to, you know, eat dinner. #
• 23:22 can play a C chord on LB's ukulele. #

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• 00:03 has arrived home. Anyone want to help him unload the van? #
• 00:38 has church and work tomorrow. Must gobed. Love to all, KS and OK alike, and even y'all in t'other states. #
• 09:03 ponders the words of the great philosopher Socrates, who said, "I drank what?" #
• 11:58 RT @PresLincoln: It's been 145 years, and u still have wannabe actors sneaking past Secret Service and getting right next to the president? #
• 12:29 wonders if anyone's ever measured the octane level of prayer. #
• 12:54 likes working Sundays. Fewer hours and homework pres sure makes for more (and more interesting) questions. The drawback is missing family. #
• 14:41 I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: read, night, time - w33.us/25x7 #
• 14:43 I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: karl, time, read - w33.us/2666 #
• 14:55 Just voted Ubertwitter for Best Mobile Based Twitter App mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
• 14:57 Just voted shitmydadsays for Funniest Person to Follow mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
• 14:57 Just voted @maureenjohnson for Most Interesting Twitter User to Follow mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
• 14:57 Just voted @BreakingNews for Best News Source to follow mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
• 14:58 Just voted To Write Love on Her Arms for Best Non-Profit Use of Social Media mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
• 14:59 Just voted Pandora for Best Mobile Music Site or App mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
• 15:12 I just generated my #TweetC loud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: read, night, love - #
• 20:40 helped a patron look for Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion at work today. He felt like taking a bath afterward. #
• 21:43 knows Wild Turkey and barbiturates will help to make the season bright. Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow got into Mommy's stash last nite #
• 23:36 is long overdue for a haircut and is looking for a really good stylist who can give him advice as well as a new style. Recommendations? #

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• 00:22 is playing Boom Blox 2 with previously mentioned pals. There are 5 sleeping children and one very awake TS. *sigh* #
• 00:26 Knitted d20 is done, numbers and all. pic.gd/33dd9c #
• 01:16 will be gobed soon. His plan is to have breakfast at IHOP at 7:30am. See you there? #
• 07:38 is en route to the International Pan of Housecakes. #
• 08:03 RT @GiggleFlower: Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. #
• 09:23 can't believe how much AT&T 's data coverage sucks in Topeka. Serious #attfail. #
• 10:34 walked to the mall from WamLart with LB. Now he sits and knits while the kiddos play. #
• 11:00 It's the most wond... eh, whatever. mypict.me/1LoQp #
• 13:21 needs nap badly so as not to fall asleep at the wheel on his way home tonight. #
• 15:05 is afraid even his adamantium-laced skeleton and mutant healing factor won't get him through this one. #
• 19:14 is going home now. He will miss all the Topeka people. #
• 20:32 is stopped in Burlington, KS for a change of driver (he's taking over) and a coffee stop. Three hours to home. Keep him in your prayers. #
• 21:57 I'm #reading Chitty Chitty Bang Bang by Ian Fleming - bit.ly/611cjz #
• 21:58 On page 25 of 160 of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Listening to the audio. Just as charming and exciting as I remember it. bit.ly/6xmG9h #

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• 07:39 will be lunching at The Classic Bean in Fairlawn Plaza today. Join him if you dare! #
• 10:36 RT @HalfPintIngalls: Today everyone in De Smet gets up at 5 am and frantically peruses the Montgomery Ward catalog for bargains! #
• 10:41 #followfriday parody, historical comedy, and pastiche: @HalfPintIngalls @FakeAPStylebook @RepJackKimble @PresLincoln @FillmoreMillard #
• 10:47 will be holding court at The Classic Bean at noon. Stop by if you want to be blinded by the beauty of his wife and children. #
• 11:21 I passed 5000 tweets sometime this week. That's a lot of drivel to sling in two and a half years. #
• 11:49 RT @aiela: Muah, The Stig got third in the Heat Magazine Weird Crush poll. :) #
• 12:17 has fallen off the caffeine wagon. Hot chai with lunch and a coffee to go. #
• 14:05 wants to celebrate Buy Nothing Day, but Kim is not as motivated, so here he is at Target. *sigh* #
• 14:10 RT @BrentSpiner: I really think it should become a Thanksgiving tradition to show "Independence Day" on television. #
• 14:18 RT @badbanana: As an avid indoorsman, real Christmas trees kind of freak me out. #
• 14:21 These women are wearing shir ts that say, "Black friday: It's a Marathon." America is doomed. pic.gd/c1da88 #
• 15:39 wonders if it's too early in the season to start mugging Salvation Army Santas. #
• 17:13 loves visiting his in-laws. Yesterday he climbed a sycamore. Today he sat on the deck to watch the sunset, hearing sheep & tractors & kids. #
• 18:10 RT @bkshelvesofdoom: Twilight/NewMoon and the National Domestic Violence Hotline's Am I Being Abused? questionnaire. bit.ly/5WvIkM #
• 21:15 is hanging with good friends he doesn't see very often. #

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• 00:13 , in Topeka, leaves you with this thought: Shared pain is lessened, shared joy increased. Thus do we thwart entropy. Happy Thanksgiving! #
• 01:28 I'm #reading Akiko on the Planet Smoo by Mark Crilley - bit.ly/50vxsn #
• 22:19 I'm #reading Too Cool To Be Forgotten by Alex Robinson - bit.ly/6UDx47 #

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• 07:55 wants to stop the world and let off all the fools and let 'em go live with the guns in the sky. #
• 09:00 gives thanks today that he is able to take the whole family to Topeka to see family and friends. Wish him luck on the drive tonight. #
• 11:26 RT @FakeAPStylebook: If you feel you have been insufficiently blessed, it is permissible to call it "Thankgiving." #
• 12:10 has to go home to get a check to pay for a doctor visit for a problem that might have gone away already. Would rather nap. #
• 13:27 Ooooooh. That's bad. RT @MoRocca: Lou Dobbs is running for Senate but he'd make a better Minority Whip. #
• 13:30 reminds all that Friday is Buy Nothing Day. www.adbusters.org/campaigns/bnd #
• 13:33 is now glad he went to the doc. Found some tenderness and waiting for X-rays. #
• 13:51 wonders if the radiologist has read Stitches by David Small. #
• 14:30 has a condition he'd rather not discuss on a public forum, but assures everyone that it's not serious and should clear up soon. #
• 14:38 RT @alyankovic: It's Thanksgiving Eve! I can't wait till tomorrow morning to see if crazy ol' St. Larry left me any gravy under my pillow. #
• 19:05 is on the road! Appearing soon in a Topeka near you! #
• 20:31 is in Kansas! #
• 20:59 is in Independence and getting ready to take over driving. No! Tweets! 'Til Topeka! (bowm bowm bowm) #
• 23:03 RT @ActuallyNPH: Maybe I chose the wrong Twitter name. When I read everyone's posts, it seems like you're correcting me. #

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• 06:58 gives thanks today for TS. It's true what they say about fathers and daughters. When she smiles and says, "Daddy!" I'll do anything for her. #
• 12:20 can't believe he's reading a book about zombie football. #
• 14:02 had lunch with co-workers, but is having dessert with his good friends Ben and Jerry. #
• 17:38 will be in Topeka from late Wednesday night through Saturday evening. Let him know if you want to get together Friday or Saturday. #
• 19:36 "Make your lives extraordinary." #classicmoviequotes #
• 19:45 "The pellet wi th the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The flagon with the dragon holds the brew that is true." #classicmoviequotes #
• 19:52 "Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind." #classicmoviequotes #
• 20:18 RT @MoRocca: Sweet Adelines rock! Just spent evening w/ 82 great ladies singing their hearts out on Long Island #
• 20:18 RT @sexgenderbody: "Men of Quality Do Not Fear Equality" ff.im/-bY79R #
• 20:26 "I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!" #classicmoviequotes #
• 20:59 "'Scuse me while I whip this out." #classicmoviequotes #
• 21:02 "Oh, well. Nobody's perfect." #classicmoviequotes #
• 21:15 "Wherever you go, there you are." #classicmoviequotes #
• 21:37 "Raspberries!" #classicmoviequotes #
• 21:45 If you have to tell us what movie they're from, they aren't really #classicmoviequotes. #
• 21:58 "I've got somethin' to say. It's better to burn out than to fade away!" #classicmoviequotes #
• 21:58 "I'm walkin' here!" #classicmoviequotes #
• 21:59 "I can eat fifty eggs." #classicmoviequotes #
• 22:04 "The needs of the many outweight the needs of the few. Or the one." #classicmoviequotes #
• 22:06 "Lee lo dah lass mool tee pass." #classicmoviequotes #
• 22:11 "Do you still run?" "Only when chased." #classicmoviequotes #
• 22:11 "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!" #classicmoviequotes #
• 22:13 is fading fast. He wants to gobed at a decent hour, but still has packing to do. #
• 22:49 "Screw Maximillian!" "I already have." "So have I!" #classicmoviequotes #
• 22:51 "Wove. Twue wove." #classicmovielines #
• 22:53 "I say we nuke the whole site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." #classicmovielines #
• 22:54 "Do you want me to seduce you, Benjamin? Is that what you want?" #classicmovielines #
• 22:58 "You die, she dies, EVerybody dies." #classicmovielines #
• 23:02 "I've got a gun in my purse, and if you ever touch me again, I'll change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot." #classicmovielines #
• 23:06 "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so uptight that if u shoved a lump of coal up his ass, in 2 wks you'd have a diamond." #classicmovielines #
• 23:08 "Victor Mature!" #classicmovielines #
• 23:09 is packed and sacked. Soon he will drift off to Sleepington. #
• 23:11 "What do you make of this?" "Well, I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl..." #classicmovielines #
• 23:15 "It's only wafer-thin." #classicmovielines #
• 23:20 SPOILER: "Soylent Green is people!" #classicmovielines #
• 23:23 "This is an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools." #classicmovielines #
• 23:24 I need to stop with the #classicmovielines and gobed. Goodnight, Twitter. #

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• 09:02 can freeze while he gets tan, 'cause it's S'Winter! #
• 10:06 gives thanks for LB today. His energy and stubborn independence make him a challenge, but they also give him a boundless capacity for joy. #
• 16:16 is eating pinto beans with a side of sauerkraut and beets. Yum! #
• 16:27 I'm #reading Play Dead by Ryan Brown - bit.ly/7YXi0R #
• 21:22 don't have to put on the red light. Those days are over. He don't have to sell his body to the night. #

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• 09:03 gives thanks today for his talented son. BB sang with his choir this morning, in parts! #
• 09:33 "You need a Masters degree to be a librarian?" #questionyouhate #
• 12:28 RT @badbanana: A Turducken for cannibals. The Gooneyvito: Danny DeVito stuffed inside George Clooney stuffed inside John Goodman. #
• 13:36 hates this part. #
• 17:23 stands in awe of TS's latest tantrum. 10 minutes and counting. That's dedication, folks. And she won't even be two for another month! #
• 18:17 fed the screaming TS popcorn and grapes and she became shockingl y docile. I think I figured out the problem. #
• 19:36 watches The Great Race with the boys. #
• 21:54 can't think of another movie with both a perfectly choreographed fencing match and a beautiful pie fight as well. #
• 23:02 gobed. #

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• 10:20 is thankful today for time at his desk to Get Things Done. Today he's catching up with filing. Woo! #
• 12:05 demands rigidly defines areas of doubt and uncertainty. #
• 12:34 is en route to BB's tenth birthday party! #
• 14:09 watched the kids have an AMAZING time at Kaleidoscope Children's Museum. www.kaleidoscopecm.com. #
• 14:13 Death Star For Cutie #starwarsbandnames #
• 14:18 Modest Womp Rat #starwarsbandnames #
• 14:18 Powe rslave One #starwarsbandnames #
• 14:20 Anakin The Disco #starwarsbandnames #
• 14:22 Protocol Droid Harum (greatest hit: "Whiter Shade Of Palpatine") #starwarsbandnames #
• 17:16 should just take every piece of clothing he buys, cut the buttons off, and sew them back on before he wears it. Dang child laborers. #
• 17:22 Orchestral Manoeuvers on the Dark Side #starwarsbandnames #
• 17:28 Crash Test Droids #starwarsbandnames #
• 17:28 They Might Be AT-ATs #starwarsbandnames #
• 17:29 Barenaked Leias #starwarsbandnames #
• 17:39 U2D2 #starwarsbandnames #
• 17:40 RT @tmvogel: Tatooine Dream #starwarsbandnames #
• 17:42 Django Fett-Rhinehart #starwarsbandnames #
• 17:49 Tenacious Crumb #starwarsbandnames #
• 17:57 Ben Kenobi Five #starwarsbandnames #
• 18:22 Bantha Fodder Overdrive #starwarsbandnames #
• 18:30 Gungawamba #starwarsbandnames #
• 18:50 Nikki Sith #starwarsbandnames #
• 19:03 Ewoks Die in Hot Cars #starwarsbandnames #
• 19:04 Boards Of Dagobah #starwarsbandnames #
• 19:10 RT @mikesouthworth: Banthananarama #starwarsbandnames #
• 19:11 Hansolosen #starwarsbandnames #
• 19:37 Electric Lightsaber Orchestra #starwarsbandnames #
• 19:40 Uncle Owen #starwarsbandnames #
• 19:41 En Dor #starwarsbandnames #
• 19:42 Naboondock Saints #starwarsbandnames #
• 20:01 Yo Da Tengo #starwarsbandnames #
• 20:07 Alderaan Deraan #starwarsbandnames #
• 20:46 is resewing all the #@%*ing buttons on his #@%*ing trenchcoat because the #@%*ing manufacturer couldn't be bothered. #@%*! #
• 21:31 has done all the essential, "load-bearing" buttons, and now must decide whether to bother with the ones that are purely decorative. #
• 21:54 has decided 11 buttons are enough for one night. Time to read himself to sleep with zombie stories. #
• 22:22 is a creature of habit. That's why Kim always wears the priest outfit. #

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• 00:19 My wife is at #newmoon as we speak. I helped with a movie release party at @phtulsalibrary today and had a great time. #
• 00:22 didn't intend to stay up this late, but Kim's at New Moon. He's reading a good book and baking GF "bread". #
• 00:42 I adore @joe_hill's story "Bobby Conroy Comes Back From The Dead", but it amuses me that it keeps getting reprinted in zombie anthologies... #
• 00:43 ...since it has no horror whatsoever, and is, in fact, a rather sweet love story. #
• 00:53 Or library? RT @GreatDismal: What percentage of Sarah Palin supporters do you think went into a bookstore for the very first t ime yesterday? #
• 01:43 My shirt from the #newmoon party: pic.gd/440d42 #
• 09:53 has dropped off all child entities, and is going home to sleep with his wife. And yes, he does mean sleep. She came home after 4am. #
• 09:56 RT @Wolven: Math is awesome. Today (1120) = (1 × 2 × 3 × 4 × 5 × 6 × 7 × 8) / (1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8). #
• 10:09 is thankful for a day off and a great small group of church friends to hang with tonight. #
• 12:37 RT @alyankovic: Didn't see anybody famous sitting in First Class. If this plane crashes, I am TOTALLY getti ng the headline! #
• 13:02 thought linen tablecloths would be fine for the banquet. Until the suicide bombing. Who knew there were violent muslin extremists here? #
• 15:05 Commas probly the most misunderstood of all punctuation. Frequently dress in black, listen to sad music, cut selves. (via @FakeAPStylebook) #
• 15:13 says says, "I break with thee. I break with thee. I break with thee." Then he throws dog poop on your shoes. #
• 15:30 I was disappointed in the reception my "muslin extremist" joke got on facebook. The audience for textile puns appears small. #
• 16:08 is baking potatoes for small group tonight. Also boiling breast pump parts. #
• 17:54 is anxious to get to small group tonight. Good friends, good food, good talk, and a beer or two. #
• 22:14 has had a very poor track record with TS's poopy diapers today. She painted her crib with one this morning, and it's not gotten much better. #
• 22:21 UT Sen. Buttars doesn't want gays "stuffing it down my throat." Excellent example of why pronouns need antecedents. (via @realjohngreen) #
• 22:49 Here's my special Library Team Jacob shirt: pic.gd/c21046 #
• 22:51 Oops. I appear to have RepeaTweeted. My bad. #
• 23:19 has work tomorrow. Goodnight, Internet. #

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• 13:10 I'm #reading What It Is by Lynda Barry - bit.ly/1ZOIhx #

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• 09:17 is thankful for books and the ability to read them. He knows that millions of adults in America can't. #
• 11:32 I want to read: The Nick Adams Stories by Ernest Hemingway - bit.ly/2ufND0 #
• 15:37 RT @Writepop: The office next door is offering "laser hair removal." Who would want that? "Laser hair" sounds awesome! #
• 15:39 RT @robkroese: Somebody needs to do something about the grammar of the wives of deceased Nigerian officials. Atrocious. #
• 16:05 has completed his last official act as chair of the library Renaissance Faire committee. End of an era. #
• 17:58 '63yrold dad just emailed to say he got a come-on from a whore on 7th Ave & all he could think of was S & G's "The Boxer."' (via @elloyd74) #
• 18:50 enjoys a delicious hunk of carrot cake, and all he can think about is how good it would taste with a cup of coffee. #
• 20:10 RT @valcott: I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur. #
• 20:36 has had a stiff neck and shoulder all day. Time for a whiskey, a heating pad, and an audiobook. #
• 22:23 was a swirling mass of water that lived in a quiet pond. He asked permission of his master to visit the lands beyond. #
• 22:32 signs off for the night. Offline tmrw (j.mp/t-fast) but thankful for great teen services colleagues. New Moon party @phtulsalibrary! #

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• 07:43 gives thanks today for his parents. Married for more than forty years, they've shown him what "for better or for worse" truly means. #
• 11:27 firmly believes that instant pho is better than no pho at all. Especially today. #
• 12:54 LOVED IT! Congrats on not dying. :-) RT @maureenjohnson: Here is the trapeze video AS REQUESTED: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvRoYH7T2aA #
• 15:27 wonders if gnaw-your-own-arm-off hunger is a symptom of caffeine withdrawal. #
• 17:11 heads home early to watch the kids while Kim goes to the hospital. With luck, she'll get to see little L ucien tonight! #
• 18:56 concocted dinner from beets, sweet potatoes, green beans, and sliced franks. It was...different. #
• 19:15 RT @badbanana: Parenting Tip: The new Twilight movie provides an excellent two-hour window for reading your daughter's journal. #
• 20:10 could deal with the little monsters a lot better if he didn't have explodey head at the same time. Temper, short. Giggles, irritating. Grrr. #
• 20:54 has badmouthed Yukon Jack in the past, but it is wonderful in a mug of hot tea. #
• 22:52 is be gobed. #
• 22:53 I'm #reading The Dead That Walk by Stephen Jones - bit.ly/3jMjSH #

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• 08:14 is thankful for chilly mornings, car heaters, and the word "snow" in the forecast. #
• 09:24 believes there's something twisted about scheduling a dodgeball event on the International Day For Tolerance. #
• 13:07 I'm #reading Stitches by David Small - bit.ly/4ikr2O #
• 14:32 is taking a walk before dinner. #
• 15:32 loves sweater weather. #
• 23:21 RT @crataegus: I'm really enjoying Obama's 2009 "I'm Not George W Bush" World Tour. #
• 23:24 Oh, no! RT @wilw: Just read on Fark that Ken Ober died. He was only 52. To borrow a sentiment from a Farker: this makes me feel sad and old. #
• 23:37 watched Dollhouse with Kim, filled dishwasher, fixed broken clock, and is now going to bed. RIP Ken Ober, gone to the rec room in the sky. #

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• 00:12 3 of 5 stars to Hyper Police, Vol. 2 by Mee (minoru Tachikawa) - bit.ly/3HL8At #
• 00:19 If you trust the people who provide Medicare more than the people who deny you care, #youmightbealiberal #
• 00:21 If you think the admiration of the rest of the Western world is a good thing to have, #youmightbealiberal #
• 00:25 #youmightbealiberal if you understand that weather is not the same as climate. #
• 00:37 and Kim are comparing Biblical translations in bed. They've been married awhile. #
• 00:39 If you always conside r the possibility that you might be wrong, rather than assuming the other guy must be, #youmightbealiberal #
• 07:44 gives thanks for his church family this morning. Diverse, supportive, loving, and fun. Truly it deserves the name "Fellowship". #
• 12:01 is at a church potluck, eating sauerkraut and sausage and German potato salad. #
• 12:35 Hehe! RT @eareeve: #patrondidit has an entirely different meaning for librarians. #
• 15:01 I'm #reading The Composer Is Dead by Lemony Snicket - bit.ly/T5TUZ #
• 16:57 I want to read: Boy Toy by Barry Lyga - bit.ly/1PDroD #
• 17:36 is back at church after a four-hour library shift. #
• 18:38 had no idea what to make for supper, so he threw a pound of bacon in a pan. Whatever he does after that will be hard to screw up. #
• 19:48 Made a bacon frittata for supper. Now deliquescing on the couch. pic.gd/c0bb8c #
• 19:49 listens to Erykah Badu Radio on Pandora while knitting. He doesn't expect to stay awake much longer. #
• 21:30 no longer knows what he's knitting. It was gonna be a shawl, but now it's too wide. Probly 2 small for a lapghan. For now it's a rectangle. #

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