Monday, November 30, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 07:03 RT @Lauren_Bacall: Brigitte Bardot,Elizabeth Taylor,Sophia Loren and I should all star in a reality TV show called "The Real Golden Girls" #
  • 07:57 extends to you a laurel and hearty handshake on this lovely Monday morning. #
  • 09:52 encourages exploration and curiosity in his children, but not in the middle of the parking lot. Yes, that's your shadow. But THAT's a CAR! #
  • 10:13 I second this. All in favor? RT @MeHeartCeltics: i just wanna sleep... #
  • 11:26 was rejected by the tag agency computers because he's lost so much weight that his face doesn't look like his old DL any more. #
  • 12:38 I'm #reading Makers by Cory Doctorow - bit.ly/8EcAT4 #
  • 15:31 65 pounds ago. mypict.me/1O62e #
  • 15:38 RT @fireland: I joined the KKK for the homophobia but stayed for the anonymous gay sex. #
  • 16:28 RT @maureenjohnson: Don't they sell shirts in Forks? Or antidepressants? I'm just asking questions, Twitter. #yesiamtwitteringfromnewmoon #
  • 16:31 wanted to do more on his dinner break, but has to, you know, eat dinner. #
  • 23:22 can play a C chord on LB's ukulele. #
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Sunday, November 29, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 00:03 has arrived home. Anyone want to help him unload the van? #
  • 00:38 has church and work tomorrow. Must gobed. Love to all, KS and OK alike, and even y'all in t'other states. #
  • 09:03 ponders the words of the great philosopher Socrates, who said, "I drank what?" #
  • 11:58 RT @PresLincoln: It's been 145 years, and u still have wannabe actors sneaking past Secret Service and getting right next to the president? #
  • 12:29 wonders if anyone's ever measured the octane level of prayer. #
  • 12:54 likes working Sundays. Fewer hours and homework pres sure makes for more (and more interesting) questions. The drawback is missing family. #
  • 14:41 I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: read, night, time - w33.us/25x7 #
  • 14:43 I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: karl, time, read - w33.us/2666 #
  • 14:55 Just voted Ubertwitter for Best Mobile Based Twitter App mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
  • 14:57 Just voted shitmydadsays for Funniest Person to Follow mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
  • 14:57 Just voted @maureenjohnson for Most Interesting Twitter User to Follow mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
  • 14:57 Just voted @BreakingNews for Best News Source to follow mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
  • 14:58 Just voted To Write Love on Her Arms for Best Non-Profit Use of Social Media mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
  • 14:59 Just voted Pandora for Best Mobile Music Site or App mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
  • 15:12 I just generated my #TweetC loud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: read, night, love - #
  • 20:40 helped a patron look for Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion at work today. He felt like taking a bath afterward. #
  • 21:43 knows Wild Turkey and barbiturates will help to make the season bright. Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow got into Mommy's stash last nite #
  • 23:36 is long overdue for a haircut and is looking for a really good stylist who can give him advice as well as a new style. Recommendations? #
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Saturday, November 28, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 00:22 is playing Boom Blox 2 with previously mentioned pals. There are 5 sleeping children and one very awake TS. *sigh* #
  • 00:26 Knitted d20 is done, numbers and all. pic.gd/33dd9c #
  • 01:16 will be gobed soon. His plan is to have breakfast at IHOP at 7:30am. See you there? #
  • 07:38 is en route to the International Pan of Housecakes. #
  • 08:03 RT @GiggleFlower: Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. #
  • 09:23 can't believe how much AT&T 's data coverage sucks in Topeka. Serious #attfail. #
  • 10:34 walked to the mall from WamLart with LB. Now he sits and knits while the kiddos play. #
  • 11:00 It's the most wond... eh, whatever. mypict.me/1LoQp #
  • 13:21 needs nap badly so as not to fall asleep at the wheel on his way home tonight. #
  • 15:05 is afraid even his adamantium-laced skeleton and mutant healing factor won't get him through this one. #
  • 19:14 is going home now. He will miss all the Topeka people. #
  • 20:32 is stopped in Burlington, KS for a change of driver (he's taking over) and a coffee stop. Three hours to home. Keep him in your prayers. #
  • 21:57 I'm #reading Chitty Chitty Bang Bang by Ian Fleming - bit.ly/611cjz #
  • 21:58 On page 25 of 160 of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Listening to the audio. Just as charming and exciting as I remember it. bit.ly/6xmG9h #
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Friday, November 27, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 07:39 will be lunching at The Classic Bean in Fairlawn Plaza today. Join him if you dare! #
  • 10:36 RT @HalfPintIngalls: Today everyone in De Smet gets up at 5 am and frantically peruses the Montgomery Ward catalog for bargains! #
  • 10:41 #followfriday parody, historical comedy, and pastiche: @HalfPintIngalls @FakeAPStylebook @RepJackKimble @PresLincoln @FillmoreMillard #
  • 10:47 will be holding court at The Classic Bean at noon. Stop by if you want to be blinded by the beauty of his wife and children. #
  • 11:21 I passed 5000 tweets sometime this week. That's a lot of drivel to sling in two and a half years. #
  • 11:49 RT @aiela: Muah, The Stig got third in the Heat Magazine Weird Crush poll. :) #
  • 12:17 has fallen off the caffeine wagon. Hot chai with lunch and a coffee to go. #
  • 14:05 wants to celebrate Buy Nothing Day, but Kim is not as motivated, so here he is at Target. *sigh* #
  • 14:10 RT @BrentSpiner: I really think it should become a Thanksgiving tradition to show "Independence Day" on television. #
  • 14:18 RT @badbanana: As an avid indoorsman, real Christmas trees kind of freak me out. #
  • 14:21 These women are wearing shir ts that say, "Black friday: It's a Marathon." America is doomed. pic.gd/c1da88 #
  • 15:39 wonders if it's too early in the season to start mugging Salvation Army Santas. #
  • 17:13 loves visiting his in-laws. Yesterday he climbed a sycamore. Today he sat on the deck to watch the sunset, hearing sheep & tractors & kids. #
  • 18:10 RT @bkshelvesofdoom: Twilight/NewMoon and the National Domestic Violence Hotline's Am I Being Abused? questionnaire. bit.ly/5WvIkM #
  • 21:15 is hanging with good friends he doesn't see very often. #
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Thursday, November 26, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 00:13 , in Topeka, leaves you with this thought: Shared pain is lessened, shared joy increased. Thus do we thwart entropy. Happy Thanksgiving! #
  • 01:28 I'm #reading Akiko on the Planet Smoo by Mark Crilley - bit.ly/50vxsn #
  • 22:19 I'm #reading Too Cool To Be Forgotten by Alex Robinson - bit.ly/6UDx47 #
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 07:55 wants to stop the world and let off all the fools and let 'em go live with the guns in the sky. #
  • 09:00 gives thanks today that he is able to take the whole family to Topeka to see family and friends. Wish him luck on the drive tonight. #
  • 11:26 RT @FakeAPStylebook: If you feel you have been insufficiently blessed, it is permissible to call it "Thankgiving." #
  • 12:10 has to go home to get a check to pay for a doctor visit for a problem that might have gone away already. Would rather nap. #
  • 13:27 Ooooooh. That's bad. RT @MoRocca: Lou Dobbs is running for Senate but he'd make a better Minority Whip. #
  • 13:30 reminds all that Friday is Buy Nothing Day. www.adbusters.org/campaigns/bnd #
  • 13:33 is now glad he went to the doc. Found some tenderness and waiting for X-rays. #
  • 13:51 wonders if the radiologist has read Stitches by David Small. #
  • 14:30 has a condition he'd rather not discuss on a public forum, but assures everyone that it's not serious and should clear up soon. #
  • 14:38 RT @alyankovic: It's Thanksgiving Eve! I can't wait till tomorrow morning to see if crazy ol' St. Larry left me any gravy under my pillow. #
  • 19:05 is on the road! Appearing soon in a Topeka near you! #
  • 20:31 is in Kansas! #
  • 20:59 is in Independence and getting ready to take over driving. No! Tweets! 'Til Topeka! (bowm bowm bowm) #
  • 23:03 RT @ActuallyNPH: Maybe I chose the wrong Twitter name. When I read everyone's posts, it seems like you're correcting me. #
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 06:58 gives thanks today for TS. It's true what they say about fathers and daughters. When she smiles and says, "Daddy!" I'll do anything for her. #
  • 12:20 can't believe he's reading a book about zombie football. #
  • 14:02 had lunch with co-workers, but is having dessert with his good friends Ben and Jerry. #
  • 17:38 will be in Topeka from late Wednesday night through Saturday evening. Let him know if you want to get together Friday or Saturday. #
  • 19:36 "Make your lives extraordinary." #classicmoviequotes #
  • 19:45 "The pellet wi th the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The flagon with the dragon holds the brew that is true." #classicmoviequotes #
  • 19:52 "Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind." #classicmoviequotes #
  • 20:18 RT @MoRocca: Sweet Adelines rock! Just spent evening w/ 82 great ladies singing their hearts out on Long Island #
  • 20:18 RT @sexgenderbody: "Men of Quality Do Not Fear Equality" ff.im/-bY79R #
  • 20:26 "I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!" #classicmoviequotes #
  • 20:59 "'Scuse me while I whip this out." #classicmoviequotes #
  • 21:02 "Oh, well. Nobody's perfect." #classicmoviequotes #
  • 21:15 "Wherever you go, there you are." #classicmoviequotes #
  • 21:37 "Raspberries!" #classicmoviequotes #
  • 21:45 If you have to tell us what movie they're from, they aren't really #classicmoviequotes. #
  • 21:58 "I've got somethin' to say. It's better to burn out than to fade away!" #classicmoviequotes #
  • 21:58 "I'm walkin' here!" #classicmoviequotes #
  • 21:59 "I can eat fifty eggs." #classicmoviequotes #
  • 22:04 "The needs of the many outweight the needs of the few. Or the one." #classicmoviequotes #
  • 22:06 "Lee lo dah lass mool tee pass." #classicmoviequotes #
  • 22:11 "Do you still run?" "Only when chased." #classicmoviequotes #
  • 22:11 "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!" #classicmoviequotes #
  • 22:13 is fading fast. He wants to gobed at a decent hour, but still has packing to do. #
  • 22:49 "Screw Maximillian!" "I already have." "So have I!" #classicmoviequotes #
  • 22:51 "Wove. Twue wove." #classicmovielines #
  • 22:53 "I say we nuke the whole site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." #classicmovielines #
  • 22:54 "Do you want me to seduce you, Benjamin? Is that what you want?" #classicmovielines #
  • 22:58 "You die, she dies, EVerybody dies." #classicmovielines #
  • 23:02 "I've got a gun in my purse, and if you ever touch me again, I'll change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot." #classicmovielines #
  • 23:06 "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so uptight that if u shoved a lump of coal up his ass, in 2 wks you'd have a diamond." #classicmovielines #
  • 23:08 "Victor Mature!" #classicmovielines #
  • 23:09 is packed and sacked. Soon he will drift off to Sleepington. #
  • 23:11 "What do you make of this?" "Well, I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl..." #classicmovielines #
  • 23:15 "It's only wafer-thin." #classicmovielines #
  • 23:20 SPOILER: "Soylent Green is people!" #classicmovielines #
  • 23:23 "This is an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools." #classicmovielines #
  • 23:24 I need to stop with the #classicmovielines and gobed. Goodnight, Twitter. #
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Monday, November 23, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 09:02 can freeze while he gets tan, 'cause it's S'Winter! #
  • 10:06 gives thanks for LB today. His energy and stubborn independence make him a challenge, but they also give him a boundless capacity for joy. #
  • 16:16 is eating pinto beans with a side of sauerkraut and beets. Yum! #
  • 16:27 I'm #reading Play Dead by Ryan Brown - bit.ly/7YXi0R #
  • 21:22 don't have to put on the red light. Those days are over. He don't have to sell his body to the night. #
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Sunday, November 22, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 09:03 gives thanks today for his talented son. BB sang with his choir this morning, in parts! #
  • 09:33 "You need a Masters degree to be a librarian?" #questionyouhate #
  • 12:28 RT @badbanana: A Turducken for cannibals. The Gooneyvito: Danny DeVito stuffed inside George Clooney stuffed inside John Goodman. #
  • 13:36 hates this part. #
  • 17:23 stands in awe of TS's latest tantrum. 10 minutes and counting. That's dedication, folks. And she won't even be two for another month! #
  • 18:17 fed the screaming TS popcorn and grapes and she became shockingl y docile. I think I figured out the problem. #
  • 19:36 watches The Great Race with the boys. #
  • 21:54 can't think of another movie with both a perfectly choreographed fencing match and a beautiful pie fight as well. #
  • 23:02 gobed. #
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Saturday, November 21, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 10:20 is thankful today for time at his desk to Get Things Done. Today he's catching up with filing. Woo! #
  • 12:05 demands rigidly defines areas of doubt and uncertainty. #
  • 12:34 is en route to BB's tenth birthday party! #
  • 14:09 watched the kids have an AMAZING time at Kaleidoscope Children's Museum. www.kaleidoscopecm.com. #
  • 14:13 Death Star For Cutie #starwarsbandnames #
  • 14:18 Modest Womp Rat #starwarsbandnames #
  • 14:18 Powe rslave One #starwarsbandnames #
  • 14:20 Anakin The Disco #starwarsbandnames #
  • 14:22 Protocol Droid Harum (greatest hit: "Whiter Shade Of Palpatine") #starwarsbandnames #
  • 17:16 should just take every piece of clothing he buys, cut the buttons off, and sew them back on before he wears it. Dang child laborers. #
  • 17:22 Orchestral Manoeuvers on the Dark Side #starwarsbandnames #
  • 17:28 Crash Test Droids #starwarsbandnames #
  • 17:28 They Might Be AT-ATs #starwarsbandnames #
  • 17:29 Barenaked Leias #starwarsbandnames #
  • 17:39 U2D2 #starwarsbandnames #
  • 17:40 RT @tmvogel: Tatooine Dream #starwarsbandnames #
  • 17:42 Django Fett-Rhinehart #starwarsbandnames #
  • 17:49 Tenacious Crumb #starwarsbandnames #
  • 17:57 Ben Kenobi Five #starwarsbandnames #
  • 18:22 Bantha Fodder Overdrive #starwarsbandnames #
  • 18:30 Gungawamba #starwarsbandnames #
  • 18:50 Nikki Sith #starwarsbandnames #
  • 19:03 Ewoks Die in Hot Cars #starwarsbandnames #
  • 19:04 Boards Of Dagobah #starwarsbandnames #
  • 19:10 RT @mikesouthworth: Banthananarama #starwarsbandnames #
  • 19:11 Hansolosen #starwarsbandnames #
  • 19:37 Electric Lightsaber Orchestra #starwarsbandnames #
  • 19:40 Uncle Owen #starwarsbandnames #
  • 19:41 En Dor #starwarsbandnames #
  • 19:42 Naboondock Saints #starwarsbandnames #
  • 20:01 Yo Da Tengo #starwarsbandnames #
  • 20:07 Alderaan Deraan #starwarsbandnames #
  • 20:46 is resewing all the #@%*ing buttons on his #@%*ing trenchcoat because the #@%*ing manufacturer couldn't be bothered. #@%*! #
  • 21:31 has done all the essential, "load-bearing" buttons, and now must decide whether to bother with the ones that are purely decorative. #
  • 21:54 has decided 11 buttons are enough for one night. Time to read himself to sleep with zombie stories. #
  • 22:22 is a creature of habit. That's why Kim always wears the priest outfit. #
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Friday, November 20, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 00:19 My wife is at #newmoon as we speak. I helped with a movie release party at @phtulsalibrary today and had a great time. #
  • 00:22 didn't intend to stay up this late, but Kim's at New Moon. He's reading a good book and baking GF "bread". #
  • 00:42 I adore @joe_hill's story "Bobby Conroy Comes Back From The Dead", but it amuses me that it keeps getting reprinted in zombie anthologies... #
  • 00:43 ...since it has no horror whatsoever, and is, in fact, a rather sweet love story. #
  • 00:53 Or library? RT @GreatDismal: What percentage of Sarah Palin supporters do you think went into a bookstore for the very first t ime yesterday? #
  • 01:43 My shirt from the #newmoon party: pic.gd/440d42 #
  • 09:53 has dropped off all child entities, and is going home to sleep with his wife. And yes, he does mean sleep. She came home after 4am. #
  • 09:56 RT @Wolven: Math is awesome. Today (1120) = (1 × 2 × 3 × 4 × 5 × 6 × 7 × 8) / (1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8). #
  • 10:09 is thankful for a day off and a great small group of church friends to hang with tonight. #
  • 12:37 RT @alyankovic: Didn't see anybody famous sitting in First Class. If this plane crashes, I am TOTALLY getti ng the headline! #
  • 13:02 thought linen tablecloths would be fine for the banquet. Until the suicide bombing. Who knew there were violent muslin extremists here? #
  • 15:05 Commas probly the most misunderstood of all punctuation. Frequently dress in black, listen to sad music, cut selves. (via @FakeAPStylebook) #
  • 15:13 says says, "I break with thee. I break with thee. I break with thee." Then he throws dog poop on your shoes. #
  • 15:30 I was disappointed in the reception my "muslin extremist" joke got on facebook. The audience for textile puns appears small. #
  • 16:08 is baking potatoes for small group tonight. Also boiling breast pump parts. #
  • 17:54 is anxious to get to small group tonight. Good friends, good food, good talk, and a beer or two. #
  • 22:14 has had a very poor track record with TS's poopy diapers today. She painted her crib with one this morning, and it's not gotten much better. #
  • 22:21 UT Sen. Buttars doesn't want gays "stuffing it down my throat." Excellent example of why pronouns need antecedents. (via @realjohngreen) #
  • 22:49 Here's my special Library Team Jacob shirt: pic.gd/c21046 #
  • 22:51 Oops. I appear to have RepeaTweeted. My bad. #
  • 23:19 has work tomorrow. Goodnight, Internet. #
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Thursday, November 19, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 09:17 is thankful for books and the ability to read them. He knows that millions of adults in America can't. #
  • 11:32 I want to read: The Nick Adams Stories by Ernest Hemingway - bit.ly/2ufND0 #
  • 15:37 RT @Writepop: The office next door is offering "laser hair removal." Who would want that? "Laser hair" sounds awesome! #
  • 15:39 RT @robkroese: Somebody needs to do something about the grammar of the wives of deceased Nigerian officials. Atrocious. #
  • 16:05 has completed his last official act as chair of the library Renaissance Faire committee. End of an era. #
  • 17:58 '63yrold dad just emailed to say he got a come-on from a whore on 7th Ave & all he could think of was S & G's "The Boxer."' (via @elloyd74) #
  • 18:50 enjoys a delicious hunk of carrot cake, and all he can think about is how good it would taste with a cup of coffee. #
  • 20:10 RT @valcott: I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur. #
  • 20:36 has had a stiff neck and shoulder all day. Time for a whiskey, a heating pad, and an audiobook. #
  • 22:23 was a swirling mass of water that lived in a quiet pond. He asked permission of his master to visit the lands beyond. #
  • 22:32 signs off for the night. Offline tmrw (j.mp/t-fast) but thankful for great teen services colleagues. New Moon party @phtulsalibrary! #
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 07:43 gives thanks today for his parents. Married for more than forty years, they've shown him what "for better or for worse" truly means. #
  • 11:27 firmly believes that instant pho is better than no pho at all. Especially today. #
  • 12:54 LOVED IT! Congrats on not dying. :-) RT @maureenjohnson: Here is the trapeze video AS REQUESTED: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvRoYH7T2aA #
  • 15:27 wonders if gnaw-your-own-arm-off hunger is a symptom of caffeine withdrawal. #
  • 17:11 heads home early to watch the kids while Kim goes to the hospital. With luck, she'll get to see little L ucien tonight! #
  • 18:56 concocted dinner from beets, sweet potatoes, green beans, and sliced franks. It was...different. #
  • 19:15 RT @badbanana: Parenting Tip: The new Twilight movie provides an excellent two-hour window for reading your daughter's journal. #
  • 20:10 could deal with the little monsters a lot better if he didn't have explodey head at the same time. Temper, short. Giggles, irritating. Grrr. #
  • 20:54 has badmouthed Yukon Jack in the past, but it is wonderful in a mug of hot tea. #
  • 22:52 is be gobed. #
  • 22:53 I'm #reading The Dead That Walk by Stephen Jones - bit.ly/3jMjSH #
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Monday, November 16, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 08:14 is thankful for chilly mornings, car heaters, and the word "snow" in the forecast. #
  • 09:24 believes there's something twisted about scheduling a dodgeball event on the International Day For Tolerance. #
  • 13:07 I'm #reading Stitches by David Small - bit.ly/4ikr2O #
  • 14:32 is taking a walk before dinner. #
  • 15:32 loves sweater weather. #
  • 23:21 RT @crataegus: I'm really enjoying Obama's 2009 "I'm Not George W Bush" World Tour. #
  • 23:24 Oh, no! RT @wilw: Just read on Fark that Ken Ober died. He was only 52. To borrow a sentiment from a Farker: this makes me feel sad and old. #
  • 23:37 watched Dollhouse with Kim, filled dishwasher, fixed broken clock, and is now going to bed. RIP Ken Ober, gone to the rec room in the sky. #
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Sunday, November 15, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 00:12 3 of 5 stars to Hyper Police, Vol. 2 by Mee (minoru Tachikawa) - bit.ly/3HL8At #
  • 00:19 If you trust the people who provide Medicare more than the people who deny you care, #youmightbealiberal #
  • 00:21 If you think the admiration of the rest of the Western world is a good thing to have, #youmightbealiberal #
  • 00:25 #youmightbealiberal if you understand that weather is not the same as climate. #
  • 00:37 and Kim are comparing Biblical translations in bed. They've been married awhile. #
  • 00:39 If you always conside r the possibility that you might be wrong, rather than assuming the other guy must be, #youmightbealiberal #
  • 07:44 gives thanks for his church family this morning. Diverse, supportive, loving, and fun. Truly it deserves the name "Fellowship". #
  • 12:01 is at a church potluck, eating sauerkraut and sausage and German potato salad. #
  • 12:35 Hehe! RT @eareeve: #patrondidit has an entirely different meaning for librarians. #
  • 15:01 I'm #reading The Composer Is Dead by Lemony Snicket - bit.ly/T5TUZ #
  • 16:57 I want to read: Boy Toy by Barry Lyga - bit.ly/1PDroD #
  • 17:36 is back at church after a four-hour library shift. #
  • 18:38 had no idea what to make for supper, so he threw a pound of bacon in a pan. Whatever he does after that will be hard to screw up. #
  • 19:48 Made a bacon frittata for supper. Now deliquescing on the couch. pic.gd/c0bb8c #
  • 19:49 listens to Erykah Badu Radio on Pandora while knitting. He doesn't expect to stay awake much longer. #
  • 21:30 no longer knows what he's knitting. It was gonna be a shawl, but now it's too wide. Probly 2 small for a lapghan. For now it's a rectangle. #
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Saturday, November 14, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 08:46 thanks God today for his wife. Kim has 3 jobs, manages the finances, does the laundry, & has loved him 4 more than 18 years now. Hard work! #
  • 12:16 Rock Me Like A Warm Breeze #underwhelmingrock #
  • 13:31 I'm #reading State of Decay by James Knapp - bit.ly/3mvzep #
  • 18:04 plans to bust out some poetry after the kids are in bed. He's woefully behind on the Chapbook Challenge. #
  • 18:42 made his kids frozen pizza and then got sushi for himself and Kim. He's a baaaaaad Daddy. #
  • 19:22 eats nigiri and drinks jasmi ne tea. Ahhhhhh. #
  • 20:26 has been sushified. Now he's knitting and wondering if Kim's MySims game has any other frickin' songs. #
  • 21:16 Seriously, EA. You couldn't have written music that was longer than 32 bars? Really? #
  • 21:51 has his A Cappella Pandora station on now that Kim's game is over. Still knitting. #
  • 22:29 only stops to rest himself when the silver moon is shining high above the trees. #
  • 22:34 #youmightbealiberal if you'd rather take a chance on a few people abusing the system than take a chance on a few people dying. #
  • 22:36 If you believe its more important that people live than how they live, #youmightbealiberal. #
  • 22:39 If you understand that teens will have sex no matter what, and it might be a good idea for them to know their options, #youmightbealiberal. #
  • 22:42 If you think it's necessary for a decent society to take care of those who fall through the cracks, #youmightbealiberal. #
  • 22:43 If you wonder, just for a moment, if some of that money we spent in Iraq might have done more good somewhere else, #youmightbealiberal. #
  • 22:44 If your belief in God directs you toward movements that uplift rather than condemn, #youmightbealiberal. #
  • 22:47 If you trust climate experts backed by data more than politicians backed by oil companies, #youmightbealiberal. #
  • 22:51 If you believe that people are more important than corporations, #youmightbealiberal. #
  • 22:57 If you think Sarah Palin shouldn't be allowed to lead a parade, not because she's a woman, but because she's STUPID, #youmightbealiberal. #
  • 23:04 If you consider both sides of an issue before committing yourself, #youmightbealiberal. #
  • 23:07 If you are the seat of Seward County, Kansas, and you have a replica of Dorothy's house from The Wizard Of Oz, #youmightbealiberal. :-) #
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Friday, November 13, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 07:37 RT @StephenAtHome: vaya con dios, lou dobbs. wait, i should probably rephrase that #
  • 07:49 I am not a hairdresser. pic.gd/35a17f #
  • 07:58 gives thanks today for material blessings: two working vehicles, plenty of clothes for everyone, food on the table and gadgets to entertain. #
  • 09:58 has the day off, but forgot something important yesterday, so is at the library anyway. #
  • 11:13 is giving up caffeine in an attempt to improve his sleep. It's now nearly 24 hours since his last coffee, and he hasn't killed anyone! #
  • < em>13:19 I can't pay no doctor bill. (but water's on the moon) Ten years from now I'll be payin' still. (while water's on the moon) #
  • 13:41 The more things change... www.gilscottheron.com/lywhitey.html #
  • 13:52 A bit more perspective: www.dailykos.com/story/2009/7/20/1023/32298 #
  • 13:57 I'm #reading Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett - bit.ly/45M8vf #
  • 15:03 RT @FakeAPStylebook: The passive voice should be avoided by you. #
  • 15:0 7 has a three-year-old who has nearly memorized every word of TMBG's "Why Does The Sun Shine?" He's best with the spoken parts. #
  • 15:09 Technically, it's crochet | RT @sexgenderbody: for the knitters... ff.im/-bqsFC #
  • 17:16 is thawing burger patties for supper. #
  • 20:00 had a delicious dinner, especially Kim's apple crisp. Now he's reading Pratchett and drinking roiboos while she and the boys watch Delgo. #
  • 20:51 is tempted to cut-n-paste his status from Wed night. Long sleep, long nap, still dead tired. Tonight with bonus coffee-withdrawal headache. #< /li>
  • 23:32 RT @robkroese: Getting in a fistfight with Omar Sharif in India used to be the cost of admission to the Screen Actors Guild. #
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Thursday, November 12, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 22:23 On page 301 of 320 of Goth Girl Rising. "...the point of life isn't to live in a world that doesn't suck. The point ... bit.ly/18gp1w #
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 07:53 is thankful today for his children, who challenge him and surprise him, and remind him every day how astonishing the world is. #
  • 10:02 .@hmccormack: "Librarians r like the Mob. If I try to go straight, you will find me, clock me w/an OED & make me reshelve Joy of Sex rev ed" #
  • 10:06 RT @burningprairie: I've developed an allergy to stupid. It makes me break out in the angrys #
  • 10:14 remembers those who have served & continue to serve our country by praying for an end to war. Today he also remembers veteran Kurt Vonnegut. #
  • 14:33 slept for 10 hours last night, slept for 3 hours more today, & STILL fe els like he could drop off at any moment. This seems wrong. #
  • 15:30 I want to read: The Invention of Hugo Cabret by Brian Selznick - bit.ly/2Na53j #
  • 15:56 and the kiddoes are blowing soap bubbles on the deck. #
  • 17:08 Itwasalladreamahorribledream. #clichesthatneedtodie #
  • 17:15 Teen girl is in love with a guy, and you can tell because she gets clumsy and can't talk. #clichesthatneedtodie #
  • 17:19 Mousy, shy, smart girl is really a smokin' hottie once the pretty girl takes her glasses off and gives her a makeover. #clichesthatneedtodie #
  • 17:23 People named Carl/Karl are either hopeless dorks or German terrorists. #clichesthatneedtodie #
  • 17:25 Women with stereotypical German names (Helga, Greta, etc.), no matter how they look, are secret dominatrixes. #clichesthatneedtodie #
  • 17:28 In any group of friends with mixed ethnicity, the guy who wears baggy pants & listens to Public Enemy is NEVER black. #clichesthatneedtodie #
  • 17:42 Librarians want to restrict people's access to information. #clichesthatneedtodie #
  • 18:05 Men lose all capability for rational thought when they see a beautiful woman. #clichesthatneedtodie #
  • 18:35 knits at church with the crafty German ladies. #
  • 20:31 RT @badbanana: If you eat a balanced breakfast, everything else is part of a balanced breakfast. Including a bottle of rum 14 hours later. #
  • 20:53 has put all three children to sleep without resorting to narcotics or blunt instruments. #
  • 21:48 might make an appearance at a friend's birthday party in a little while, if he can peel himself off the couch. #
  • 22:45 had to get up to do dishes, so he might as well go party. Brace yourself, Dawn. Here I come! :-) #
  • 23: 42 will be offline tomorrow (bit.ly/t-fast) but plans 2b thankful 4 his online friends. You never fail him. He even loves you, Dave. :-) #
  • 23:52 I'm #reading Goth Girl Rising by Barry Lyga - bit.ly/3rygCb #
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 00:09 Reasons To Stay Awake, by @yoyology #worldsthinnestbooks. Goodnight, Twitter! #
  • 07:17 is thankful today for fresh fruit and hot cereal. :-) #
  • 07:31 Every day until T'giving, I will post a new thing to be thankful for. Will you? If so, please RT. #thankfultweets #
  • 11:31 Where's Jessica Rabbit? RT @ext_graphic & @animealmanac 10 "Cartoon women who should have Playboy centerfolds" bit.ly/1kKebc #
  • 11:42 should probably eat something. #
  • 12:12 RT @EllenHopkinsYA: The common good prevails in Norman O K, where the review committee voted 5-3 to keep GLASS on middle school bookshelves. #
  • 14:35 Absolutely! RT @BrentSpiner: ... the Monkees' "Head" is a more entertaining movie than "A Hard Day's Night". Agreed? #
  • 15:41 is sitting in solemn silence, killing time. #
  • 15:53 I'm #reading The Jumping Frog by Mark Twain - bit.ly/1or188 #
  • 16:07 would like some popcorn, please. #
  • 16:32 knits and tries to be inconspicuous while the library teens work on improv. #
  • 19: 40 wants sleep. Or pie. Pie followed by sleep would be perfect. #
  • 19:53 wonders if he could get a pie MADE OF SLEEP! That would be AWESOME! #
  • 19:59 wants to invent the SleePie(tm) right now, but is too tired. #
  • 20:25 begins to believe a sleep study might be in order. No matter how much sleep he gets, he never feels rested or refreshed. #
  • 20:33 Of course he did. RT @BreakingNews: D.C. sniper Muhammad did not have any last words before he was executed, according to witnesses. #
  • 20:36 Seriously. What a stupid thing to say. Everyone has last words, unless they've never spoken at a ll. #
  • 21:03 feels very fortunate to have the day off tomorrow. With all the kids in school, he and Kim can relax and get stuff done. Now, to bed. #
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Monday, November 9, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 09:38 is... #
  • 10:09 has decanted the littlies and has a couple hours to put away clothes, clean up, & eat before work. Of course, what he wants to do is sleep. #
  • 11:49 RT @Writepop: I tell everyone that my hobby is growing bonsai trees, but my real hobby is starting very tiny forest fires. #
  • 11:57 considers dying alone in the rain just so he can write a clich-ridden poem about it. Anyone know where he can rent a black swan? #
  • 16:25 is thankful today for a great, fulfilling job with a bunch of wonderful people. #
  • 16:48 I'm #reading Ultimate Spi der-Man Vol. 6 by Brian Michael Bendis - bit.ly/11y0Z0 #
  • 21:48 Scientists think we evolved from apes. But maybe we are robots the apes designed to LOOK like we evolved from them. (Via @elockhart) #
  • 21:55 Pants I Have Worn, by @maureenjohnson #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 21:57 Maintaining Poise And Self-control by Roseanne Barr Arnold #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 22:00 The Definition Of Irony by Alanis Morrisette #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 22:03 The Beck/Limbaugh Guide To Journalistic Ethics #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 22:05 Nuanced Filmmaking by Michael Bay #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 22:10 says if you can't be with the one you love, be a man and keep it in your pants. #
  • 22:12 Great Women Writers of 2009, by the editors of Publisher's Weekly #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 22:14 A Minnesota Spring #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 22:18 Themes Of Contentment And Happiness In The Works Of Poe #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 22:24 Baptist Drinking Songs #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 22:33 The Amish Guide to the iPhone #worldsthinne stbooks #
  • 22:35 Common Tropical Birds Of Alaska #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 22:36 is looking forward to getting back to Senior High Sunday School this weekend. #
  • 22:39 RT @jaredasutton: #worldsthinnestbooks "Just Me and God" by Richard Dawkins, foreword by Christopher Hitchens #
  • 22:46 Euclidean Geometry Made Easy by Chthulu Fthagn #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 22:59 The Meaningful Accomplishments Of Senators Coburn And Inhofe #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 23:08 RT @jeremygaffer: "Hygiene: A Personal Guide&qu ot; by G.G. Allin #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 23:12 Taking Responsibility For Your Actions - Roman Polanski #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 23:16 Dying With Dignity - Michael Jackson #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 23:23 Essential Live Performance Skills - Milli Vanilli, with a new introduction by Ashlee Simpson #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 23:28 Mahatma Gandhi Cooks With Beef #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 23:32 Sex Secrets Of Paris Hilton #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 23:50 How Elmo Has Improved Sesame Street #worldsthinnestbooks #
  • 23:53 I'm #reading The Love Dare by Stephen Kendrick - bit.ly/2jRVDz #
  • 23:53 Quality American Automobiles, 1980-2009 #worldsthinnestbooks #
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Sunday, November 8, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 06:56 RT @lbraun2000: Turning ur cellphone into a microscope seems pretty cool 2 me bit.ly/21bF7X | No kidding! This is amazing. #
  • 07:46 used to have a carefree mind of his own and a devilish look in his eye. #
  • 08:43 has to share TS's version of counting in Spanish: "Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco little star, how I wonder what you are..." #
  • 09:56 RT @LizB: Top 20 Most Annoying Book Reviewer Cliches tinyurl.com/d6wota | I know I've used 3,7,12,14,17, and 20. Sorry, @ljbookreview #
  • 10:55 Top 20 Most Annoying Book Reviewer Cliches tinyurl.com/d6wota | I know I've used 3,7,12,14,17, and 20. Also sorry to @willywaldo #
  • 12:35 has determined this is not his year for NaNoWriMo, but he is attempting a poem a day. Three completed so far, so he's behind. #
  • 12:43 I'm getting my prompts from the Poetic Asides blog: blog.writersdigest.com/poeticasides/ #novpad #
  • 13:35 avers that it's hard to go wrong in the kitchen if you start with butter, onions and garlic, and end with a sprinkling of good cheese. #
  • 16:01 RT @colinmeloy: Reading "Book of Genesis"; apparently marriage is intended for 1 man and 1 woman. A nd another woman. And their slave women. #
  • 16:03 had a lovely afternoon nap. Now home alone with TS while Kim takes the boys to choir and bell rehearsals. #
  • 17:13 hears everybody talkin' at him, but he can't hear a word they're sayin'. He's goin' where the weather suits his clothes. #
  • 19:56 likes Sid The Science Kid. #
  • 20:40 Playing with mitred squares. pic.gd/dbd93a #
  • 21:08 has found a use for Licor de Tuna. He's been drinking Irish with his ginger ale. It's good, but has a bite. A splash of LdT cuts it nicely. #
  • 21:33 RT @eareeve: Who wants kisses? #ilovegarlic | #twittercrush #
  • 21:35 refuses to apologize or feel old because he has a Paul Simon station on Pandora. #
  • 22:47 just realized that 3 of the 8 squares he's made so far on this lapghan are back to front. Fixing it would mean reknitting those 3 squares. #
  • 23:39 is going to be a lazy knitter and chalk it up to "the charm of a handmade article". Motse Stanley would strangle him. #
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Saturday, November 7, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 11:13 RT @The_Pigeon: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, then you'll know it really needs to borrow some money. #
  • 11:17 RT @sexgenderbody: Intersex Solidarity Day is Today ff.im/-b7h7J #
  • 11:27 Tens of thousands of children are born with intersex conditions every year. Educate yourself! ff.im/-b7h7J #
  • 12:04 Steel Magnolias #realfilmsnotpornfilms #
  • 12:05 Mr. Holland's Opus #realfilmsnotpornfilms #
  • 12:07 The Triplets Of Belleville #realfilmsnotpornfilms #
  • 12:53 is at the library with BB, helping him with his first research project, all about Michigan. #
  • 14:29 Working on a replacement for my car remote cozy. Knitting instead of crochet this time. pic.gd/2702db #
  • 15:34 Finished my car remote cozy. pic.gd/70739d #
  • 15:51 Added some duplicate-stitch detailing. pic.gd/feea98 #
  • 16:27 sways in his hammock on the deck with a tall glass of homemade ginger ale. This is the life. #< /li>
  • 16:58 The ice cream man knows a sucker when he sees one. pic.gd/f31848 #
  • 18:04 feeds the littlies leftover pasta w/sauce made from sweet potatoes & cottage cheese pur�ed together with onion powder. Not bad. #
  • 18:14 Wishing a happy birthday to @FilthEDesign, the filthiest designer I know. #
  • 18:42 can't feed Pudge tuna! He'd be an abomination! #
  • 19:19 likes Pixar's movies, but believes that Lilo & Stitch has the best writing of any Disney movie in decades. #
  • 19:33 ...possibly ever. RT @yoyology: likes Pixar's movies, but believes that Lilo & Stitch has the best writing of any Disney movie in decades. #
  • 20:30 is plugging into his Sounds Of Science Pandora station so he can get some dishes done. #
  • 20:59 zones out to the Invisible Scratch Pickles. Then Stetsasonic. This is surprisingly good knitting music. #
  • 21:21 can't believe he's never heard of Steinski. Anybody who samples Diner and Gilbert Gottfried in the same song deserves some serious love. #
  • 23:07 sorta half-watched Scooby-Doo The Mystery Begins with the kids today. Is it wrong if he wants to watch it for real now? It didn't seem bad. #
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Friday, November 6, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 07:04 Throw Comma From the Train #grammarflix #
  • 07:14 The English Teacher #grammarflix #
  • 07:15 The Hunt For Red Pens #grammarflix #
  • 07:21 Stet Of Play #grammarflix #
  • 07:31 What The Interrobang Do We Know? #grammarflix #
  • 07:37 Semi Colon #grammarflix #
  • 07:46 The Pursuit Of Happyness [sic] #grammarflix #
  • 07:59 Being Noam Chomsky #grammarflix #
  • 08:07 Mel Gibson's Apostrophe #grammarflix #
  • 08:07 We Both Know You Did Better Last Semester #grammarflix #
  • 08:12 My Blue Pencil #grammarflix #
  • 08:15 is almost an hour early for work. Time for a catnap in the car. #
  • 08:18 Dependent Clause Day #grammarflix #
  • 09:11 .@FakeAPStylebook The Pursuit Of Happyness [sic] #grammarflix #
  • 09:30 has VeggieTales thoughts: Twippo "Jonah" song has same basic structure as B52s' "Rock Lobster", which VTs also parody in the Pirates movie. #
  • 09:38 I Can Write Badly All By Myself #grammarflix #
  • 12:53 is going to fly a kite in Hunter Park during lunch. #
  • 13:32 Went kite-flying at lunch today in Hunter Park. pic.gd/77ad54 #
  • 14:08 has been living so long with these pictures of you that he almost believes that they're real. #
  • 16:11 RT @AlternativeApp: FRIDAY FREEBIE! 50th retweeter (not 50th retweet) wins a free Alternative Apparel hoodie! (via @narojaponesa) #
  • 16:13 Um, make that last tweet & quot;via @narAjaponesa". Sorry. #
  • 16:15 is like East Berlin. He has this wall, & what he knows about the free world is that he can see their fireworks & he can hear their radio. #
  • 18:25 heads to the Minden's for small group Bible study and a pasta bar. Teaching one, consuming the other. #
  • 19:42 was introduced to La Rossa tonight, a dark Italian with an amazing body and complex flavors. #
  • 22:46 taught a class on fireproofing your marriage tonight. Man, there were some FINE women in that place! #
  • 22:50 I'm #reading Zot! by Scott McCloud - bi t.ly/2MsS4V #
  • 23:17 RT @badbanana: Miss England has given up her crown after getting into a bar fight. I think this automatically makes her Miss Ireland. #
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

What did I Tweet today?

  • 07:01 has a ten-year-old. Holy cow! #
  • 08:07 Took the double-digit kid out for birthday brekky. pic.gd/bcfe18 #
  • 09:15 will be teaching a Publisher class in a few minutes, and has his first-ever canine student! #
  • 13:08 Kill Bull #cowfilms #
  • 13:10 Bovine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood #cowfilms #
  • 13:17 Milk #cowfilms #
  • 13:25 Car Vache #cowfilms #
  • 13:26 The Secret Life Of Beeves #cowfilms #
  • 13:45 Cattlefield Earth #cowfilms #
  • 13:45 Angus #cowfilms #
  • 13:48 Blade Runner: The Director's Cud #Cowfilms #
  • 13:54 Night at the Mooseum #Cowfilms #tooeasy #
  • 13:57 Four Stomachs And A Funeral #Cowfilms #
  • 14:09 Cold Creek Manure #Cowfilms #
  • 14:12 Hidewalkers #Cowfilms #
  • 14:18 Angus In The Outfield #Cowfilms #
  • 14:20 Five Feet High And Bison #Cowfilms #
  • 14:21 The Lowing #Cowfilms #
  • 14:22 The Black Holstein #Cowfilms #
  • 14:22 Guernsey Girl #Cowfilms #
  • 14:24 Hush, Hush, Sweet Charolais #Cowfilms #
  • 14:26 Longhorn's Journey into Night #Cowfilms #
  • 14:27 Beefalo '66 #Cowfilms #
  • 14:31 Dairy Maguire #Cowfilms #
  • 14:33 The Seventh Veal #Cowfilms #
  • 14:40 Brokeback Mountain Oysters #cowfilms #
  • 14:42 Earth Heifers Are Easy #cowfilms #
  • 14:45 Herds Of New York #cowfilms #
  • 14:47 RT @rtreynor: Creutzfeldt–Jakob's Ladder #cowfilms #
  • 14:58 Even-Toed Ungulates Get The Blues #cowfilms #
  • 15:12 Sirloinpico #cowfilms #
  • 16:18 I want to read: State of Decay by James Knapp - bit.ly/3mvzep #
  • 16:19 I want to read: Battle Of The Network Zombies by Mark Henry - bit.ly/2g4h8M #
  • 16:21 I want to read: The Dead That Walk by Stephen Jones - bit.ly/3jMjSH #
  • 16:45 2 of 5 stars to Luna by Julie Anne Peters - bit.ly/gGUUT #
  • 17:20 What? Why? RT @ypulse: Sony brings world domination board game "Risk" to the big screen: tinyurl.com/ykdrf53 #
  • 17:23 Next from Sony: Jenga The Motion Picture #stupidhollywood #
  • 18:17 is waiting for pizza, which is kinda like waiting for Godot, but not as long. At least, one hopes. #
  • 20:46 relaxes with a G&T. Amazing how much more time we have in the evenings now that there's no TV to watch. #
  • 21:15 is going to bed to read for a bit. Offline tomorrow. Have a great one! j.mp/t-fast #
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