What did I Tweet today?

• 07:53 is thankful today for his children, who challenge him and surprise him, and remind him every day how astonishing the world is. #
• 10:02 .@hmccormack: "Librarians r like the Mob. If I try to go straight, you will find me, clock me w/an OED & make me reshelve Joy of Sex rev ed" #
• 10:06 RT @burningprairie: I've developed an allergy to stupid. It makes me break out in the angrys #
• 10:14 remembers those who have served & continue to serve our country by praying for an end to war. Today he also remembers veteran Kurt Vonnegut. #
• 14:33 slept for 10 hours last night, slept for 3 hours more today, & STILL fe els like he could drop off at any moment. This seems wrong. #
• 15:30 I want to read: The Invention of Hugo Cabret by Brian Selznick - bit.ly/2Na53j #
• 15:56 and the kiddoes are blowing soap bubbles on the deck. #
• 17:08 Itwasalladreamahorribledream. #clichesthatneedtodie #
• 17:15 Teen girl is in love with a guy, and you can tell because she gets clumsy and can't talk. #clichesthatneedtodie #
• 17:19 Mousy, shy, smart girl is really a smokin' hottie once the pretty girl takes her glasses off and gives her a makeover. #clichesthatneedtodie #
• 17:23 People named Carl/Karl are either hopeless dorks or German terrorists. #clichesthatneedtodie #
• 17:25 Women with stereotypical German names (Helga, Greta, etc.), no matter how they look, are secret dominatrixes. #clichesthatneedtodie #
• 17:28 In any group of friends with mixed ethnicity, the guy who wears baggy pants & listens to Public Enemy is NEVER black. #clichesthatneedtodie #
• 17:42 Librarians want to restrict people's access to information. #clichesthatneedtodie #
• 18:05 Men lose all capability for rational thought when they see a beautiful woman. #clichesthatneedtodie #
• 18:35 knits at church with the crafty German ladies. #
• 20:31 RT @badbanana: If you eat a balanced breakfast, everything else is part of a balanced breakfast. Including a bottle of rum 14 hours later. #
• 20:53 has put all three children to sleep without resorting to narcotics or blunt instruments. #
• 21:48 might make an appearance at a friend's birthday party in a little while, if he can peel himself off the couch. #
• 22:45 had to get up to do dishes, so he might as well go party. Brace yourself, Dawn. Here I come! :-) #
• 23: 42 will be offline tomorrow (bit.ly/t-fast) but plans 2b thankful 4 his online friends. You never fail him. He even loves you, Dave. :-) #
• 23:52 I'm #reading Goth Girl Rising by Barry Lyga - bit.ly/3rygCb #

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