What did I Tweet today?

• 09:17 is thankful for books and the ability to read them. He knows that millions of adults in America can't. #
• 11:32 I want to read: The Nick Adams Stories by Ernest Hemingway - bit.ly/2ufND0 #
• 15:37 RT @Writepop: The office next door is offering "laser hair removal." Who would want that? "Laser hair" sounds awesome! #
• 15:39 RT @robkroese: Somebody needs to do something about the grammar of the wives of deceased Nigerian officials. Atrocious. #
• 16:05 has completed his last official act as chair of the library Renaissance Faire committee. End of an era. #
• 17:58 '63yrold dad just emailed to say he got a come-on from a whore on 7th Ave & all he could think of was S & G's "The Boxer."' (via @elloyd74) #
• 18:50 enjoys a delicious hunk of carrot cake, and all he can think about is how good it would taste with a cup of coffee. #
• 20:10 RT @valcott: I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur. #
• 20:36 has had a stiff neck and shoulder all day. Time for a whiskey, a heating pad, and an audiobook. #
• 22:23 was a swirling mass of water that lived in a quiet pond. He asked permission of his master to visit the lands beyond. #
• 22:32 signs off for the night. Offline tmrw (j.mp/t-fast) but thankful for great teen services colleagues. New Moon party @phtulsalibrary! #

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