What did I Tweet today?

• 11:02 wishes to inform you that he has nothing to say. #
• 13:24 tires of your pathetic antics and no longer finds them amusing. He beckons to the executioner. #
• 15:01 experiments with BB's class using magnetism and electricity. #
• 18:29 What? No Bourne shell? RT @1001001: CSH is the new black. #
• 19:36 feels like all his energy is slowly draining from his navel. He may have a manipura leak. #
• 20:56 took the boys to a party for one of BB's classmates who's moving to Nashville. Now relaxing on the couch with some butter brickle ice cream. #
• 21:11 Congratulations! RT @alyankovic: Yaaaay! Just got a GRAMMY nomination (Best Comedy Album - "Internet Leaks")! #
• 21:28 is the mind-killer. He is the little-death that brings total obliteration. #
• 22:03 leaves you with this thought before signing off (j.mp/t-fast). He is the grammarian about whom your mother warned you. #

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