What did I Tweet today?

• 08:31 will likely be late to his time management class. This does not bode well. #
• 13:49 From Snookles: All hail the BBS! #eschwa #
• 14:34 RT @BorowitzReport: America may not have universal health care, but our network of Farmville players is the envy of the world. #
• 14:49 is finding BBS friends on Twitter. Past and present Eschwans, tweet with the #eschwa hashtag so we can find each other! #
• 17:18 AAAUUGGGGHHH!!! RT @FakeAPStylebook: The plural of apostrophe is "apostrophe's." #
• 17:44 When comps r down, things that don't work include typ ing yr number in really hard and sitting for an hr staring blankly. (via @BethReads) #
• 17:45 RT @wilw: Lost Boys was a little silly but still ultracool, and Near Dark is the best vampire movie ever made. SUCK IT SPARKLEDORKS. #
• 17:57 is waiting for Chinese food, but is supposed to be in the sound room at church. This seems to be his day to be late. #
• 19:18 RT @BorowitzReport: Under CompromiseCare, people with no coverage will be allowed to keep their current plan. #compromisecare #
• 19:26 will be going to bed soon after the kids tonight. It was an odd day. #
• 19:59 Under #CompromiseCa re, you will have access to an "exchange", for example, your eldest child for an appendectomy (via @smendler) #
• 20:04 Your "public option" under #compromisecare will be choosing whether to sleep under a bridge or an overpass when your bills leave you broke. #
• 20:36 is of the Body. Are you of the Body? #
• 20:59 is a little tweeting bird, chirping in a meadow. He is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad. Also, his ears are green. #
• 21:45 is heading to bed. Techno-fast tomorrow (j.mp/t-fast) and TS's second birthday! #
• 22:46 RT @b adbanana: Turn around and you're 2, Turn around and you're 4. Turn around and you're a young girl REQUESTING NINJA THROWING STARS! WTF! #

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