What did I Tweet today?

• 13:27 has about || this much patience, and he's watching it rapidly drain away. #
• 13:57 knows that can't be his goat. He left it tied up to a transmission. #
• 13:59 RT @BorowitzReport: #LOST Spoiler: The castaways time-travel 200 years into the past and meet Rand Paul. #
• 14:02 I thought Rand Paul was named for Ayn. Then I learned his name is Randal, so he must be named after Flagg. #
• 14:52 is just plain toxic today. He's not fit to be around humans. Now seeking a cave/hermitage. #
• 15:34 is going to take a long walk. #
• 17:39 decided to try making his two-mile walk from home to church barefoot. Now deciding: stupid idea or The Stupidest Idea? #
• 18:12 Wow! RT @ebertchicago: Mark Twain sealed his autobiography until 100 years after his death. Time's up. bit.ly/9G7pG0 #

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