What did I Tweet today?

• 01:09 begins his vacation/housecleaning week tomorrow. A lot to accomplish, especially with Kim out-of-commission. Wish him luck! #
• 09:16 RT @JohnCleese: Anniversary Tweet: It was nearly called Monkey Piston's Frying Circle #
• 09:20 is so grateful to Granny Jenny for taking the kids last night and today. Made it so much easier to make Kim comfy and let us sleep. #
• 12:46 made fried rice for lunch from all the leftovers. #
• 14:07 is impressed that Eliza Dushku is breastfeeding on his TV. See, folks? This is what they're for, not just looking at. #
• 14:57 has the littlies in the car and is waiting for BB to come out of school. Back to life, back to reality, back to the here and now... #
• 16:19 enjoys Max and Ruby, and his kids adore it, but he's not happy with how it reinforces gender stereotypes. #
• 16:53 hasn't accomplished much today. Kim is still in pain, and seems to be coming down with LB's cold from last week on top of it. This sucks. #
• 17:36 takes a chance on voicing an unpopular sentiment. "Seasonal allergies are inconvenient and disruptive." That's right! He said it! #
• 18:02 is the only functioning adult in the house. He cannot be having sneezing fits every two minutes. This aggression will not stand! #
• 18:16 says says, "Life is pain, Princess. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something." #
• 18:35 is about || this close to losing his cool entirely and running off to Australia or something. #
• 18:46 has been Nasacorted, Benadryled, Neti-ed, and Ibuprofened, and still feels like the north end of a southbound ox. #
• 20:07 is fine as long as he lays on the couch with his eyes closed and doesn't move. Anything else turns on the faucets in his nose and eyes. #
• 20:22 has stowed the children in their respective compartments and is gobed now. Praying that tomo rrow will be better. #

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