What did I Tweet today?

• 00:04 needs to be well-rested for his first day as a father of four. Goodnight, all! #
• 07:38 has been purposely disingenuous so as to excite comment. #
• 09:44 Heh. RT @PresLincoln: The Montgolfier brothers just called me with the strangest idea for my son. #
• 10:35 is the proud (if temporary) father of a bouncing fifth grade boy from San Luis Potosi, Mexico. BB's school has an exchange program. #
• 12:04 has an extremely important author visit this afternoon, and his head has turned into a giant snot factory for the occasion. Thx, Oklahoma! #
• 12:12 R T @badbanana: Now I'm looking forward to a movie adaptation of 'Goodnight Moon.' I'd like to see Tom Hanks as the bowl full of mush. #
• 12:43 is currently on Claritin, Benadryl, Sudafed and Advil. Now to add some caffeine to the mix. It's only wafer-thin. #
• 14:26 RT @hrtulsalibrary: As seen in the @tulsaworld: j.mp/1jGjLo. Teen Top Ten author @EllenHopkinsYA will be here today at 4:30! #
• 14:29 likes his women like he likes his tea: hot, green, and rich in antioxidants. #
• 16:43 listens to @EllenHopkinsYA talk about her life and work. #
• 21:18 feels so dopey right now that he should have diamonds over his eyes, but over 100 people came to see @EllenHopkinsYA this afternoon! Yay! #
• 21:33 'Twas!RT @narajaponesa: @yoyology, I know this is you! RT @EllenHopkinsYA Great turnout in Tulsa tonight. Thanks,Karl, for making it happen. #
• 22:15 is hydrating to promote flushing all the medicine residue out of his system. Then he will gobed. #

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