What did I Tweet today?

• 00:13 will save Australia. Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo. He'll build an all-American amusement park there. They've got surfin' too! #
• 08:34 feels fortunate that the timing of his techno-fast means he has no earthly idea who "Balloon Boy" is. #
• 08:37 #FollowFriday for teh funneh: @Writepop @shitmydadsays @gungagalunga @PresLincoln #
• 08:43 Showed up to work & realized I'm not scheduled. Catching up with SM and sipping coffee instead. Too bad I'll work tomorrow. #
• 08:56 #FollowFriday for teh funneh: I forgot @badbanana ! #
• 09:47 Help! M y baby is trapped in a toy! Alert the media! pic.gd/312870 #
• 10:02 RT @gungagalunga: #FollowFriedegg @RyeToast @Coffee #
• 10:36 is taking the boys to Goodwill so Kim can get some work done. #
• 11:39 RT @kittent: RT @warrenellis I look forward to the day of modular genitals. Pop off the luxury leather set, plug in the sports version... #
• 11:57 elected not to leave the boys at Goodwill. All three are now at the mall. Boys are playing, Karl is knitting and caffeinating. #
• 12:08 Seconded! RT @gungagalunga: You should get to know Emily @filthEdesign - a d ynamic artist and one of the smartest people I know. #FF #
• 12:15 is, despite his general anticonsumerist stance, pathetically grateful to Simon Properties for creating the play area at the mall. #
• 12:29 #followfriday for science stuff: @cplabtweets @scifri @newscientist. Any other good ones, tweeps? #
• 13:06 RT @alyankovic: RT @justag33k: "Weird Al" Yankovic Totally Looks Like John the Baptist twlol.com/tw/?v9-12934 #
• 13:32 considers pitching a new reality show set in his fridge, called When Leftovers Attack. #
• 15:42 realized he doesn't have a good winter cap, so he's taking a half-knitted grey sweater and frogging it into a hat. #
• 16:34 admires the shimmer made by the slight breeze upon a still pond. He just wishes it wasn't on his deck. Frickin' roofers. Where are you? #
• 18:50 is amazed at how far a little bit of leftovers will stretch with a big pot of pasta. #
• 19:02 knits his hat as if it were a big toe-up sock. He hopes this works, though his head is not foot-shaped. #
• 19:37 watches LB wonder at Lucy finding a forest inside the wardrobe. #
• 19:51 put his finger in the president's ears. It wasn't too muc h later they came out with Johnson's Wax. #
• 23:58 Hat in progress. pic.gd/b77fa1 #
• 00:01 wonders where TV shows get these elevators that anyone can stop and start between floors without alarms going off. #

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