What did I Tweet today?

• 00:04 sees the sign on the wall, but he wants to be sure, 'cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. Does the library really close at 5? #
• 10:02 RT @BorowitzReport: Palin supposedly believed her candidacy was God's plan. I agree, but so were locusts. #
• 10:15 Beedeebeedeebeedeebeedee hey, Buck, wanna? #sexrobotsays #
• 10:20 spent his Monday morning in typical fashion: frenzied rushing to get kids to school, followed by a return to bed. Work noon-9. #
• 10:22 I'm fluent in over six million forms of, well, you know... #sexrobotsays #
• 11:21 Spi ffed up for Monday. dailybooth.com/u/1i8ss #
• 13:57 Quel choc! RT @BreakingNews: Former Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska has signed on as a contributor to the Fox News Channel bit.ly/66cxpy #
• 16:07 RT @LISNews: The best response to Seth Godin you'll read: lisnews.org/actual_future_library #godinfail #
• 17:15 RT @annehaines: In case you don't want to know how the car ends? :) RT @gardenwaltz: Is there any purpose to having a spoiler on a car? #
• 23:22 hates being in a position where he regrets doing the right thing. #

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