What did I Tweet today?

• 07:31 Um. A miracle? RT @crataegus: Dinner! RT @Carrie_Okra Carrie's hillbilly trivia - If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get? #
• 08:40 I just became the mayor of Fellowship Lutheran Church on @foursquare! 4sq.com/4rLlfY #
• 08:40 Running sound for service this morning. (@ Fellowship Lutheran Church) 4sq.com/4rLlfY #
• 08:44 Muahaha! RT @libbabray: Goodnight Moon, Hello Climate Change #jadedkidsbooks #
• 08:48 Are You My Mother Or Just Dad's Latest? #jadedkidsbooks #
• 08:55 The Little Rabbit Who Wanted Red Wings, But Didn't Get Them, Because Rabbits Can't Have Wings #jadedkidsbooks #
• 08:57 Love You For As Long As It's Convenient #jadedkidsbooks #
• 08:59 The Poky Little Puppy Got Run Over. Should Have Moved Faster. #jadedkidsbooks #
• 09:01 If I Really Loved You, Would I Call You Stinky Face? #jadedkidsbooks #
• 09:02 The Berenstain Bears Get Fat On Tourist Garbage #jadedkidsbooks #
• 09:04 The Sh*tty Day #jadedkidsbooks #
• 09:06 In Soviet Russia, happy birthday has Yakov Smir noff! #
• 09:08 In The Night Kitchen I Stubbed My Dang Toe #jadedkidsbooks #
• 09:09 Oliver Button Gets Beaten Up #jadedkidsbooks #
• 09:12 RT @PaulWHankins: Frances Longs for the Bread and Jam Days: Raccoons and the Recession #jadedkidsbooks #
• 09:12 I nominate @PaulWHankins for king of #jadedkidsbooks #
• 09:23 The Long Winter Of Our Discontent #jadedkidsbooks (hi, @HalfPintIngalls!) #
• 09:25 If You Think This Is A Bad Beginning, Wait 'Til You Read "The End" #jadedkidsbooks #
• 09:54 RT @lbgilbert: Charlotte's Web of Lies #jadedkidsbooks #
• 09:56 A Bunch Of B*llsh*t Hans Christian Anderson Made Up #jadedkidsbooks #
• 10:41 Heather Had Two Mommies Until The Accident #jadedkidsbooks #
• 12:02 Absolutely, Positively Not (Yeah, Right. Who Do You Think You're Fooling?) #jadedteenbooks #
• 12:10 The Disreputable History Of Some Preppy Chick #jadedteenbooks #
• 12:21 declares this an Everybody Naps Day. #
• 12:52 #jadedkidsbooks peeps: try so me #jadedteenbooks like I Guess I Could Eat Games #
• 13:06 The Knife Of Oh Just Get Over It #jadedteenbooks #
• 13:09 Letting Somebody Else Look For Alaska #jadedteenbooks #
• 13:10 A Bunch Of Envelopes #jadedteenbooks #
• 13:18 Can't decide if this hairstyle says, "I'm a Dapper Dan man!" or "I'm a slack-jawed yokel!" dailybooth.com/u/1mxkh #
• 13:23 Whatever [replaces any one-word title] #jadedteenbooks #
• 13:32 Nick And Norah Just Won't Shut Up Abou t Their Music #jadedteenbooks #
• 13:38 CSI: Mulberry Street #jadedkidsbooks #
• 13:40 How the Grinch Stole Christmas and Gave Me 10% to Look the Other Way #jadedkidsbooks #
• 14:18 I'm at Vista Tulsa (5894 S 80th E Ave, NW of 61st & Mem, Tulsa). 4sq.com/8wXhTF #
• 14:47 watches his napping Sunday plans crumble around his ears. His sleepy, sleepy ears. #
• 15:02 RT @mposten: A House Is A House For Me Because You're A Lying, Cheating Bastard #jadedkidsbooks #
• 15:04 Mrs. Fris by And The Rats Of NIN #jadedkidsbooks #
• 15:05 The Last Of The Really Great Whangdoodles Registers With The Police #jadedkidsbooks #
• 15:07 When Sophie Gets Angry... Really Really Angry... People Die #jadedkidsbooks #
• 15:08 The Napping House Is The One To Rob #jadedkidsbooks #
• 15:10 Oh, The Places We'll Go When Daddy Gets Out Of Prison! #jadedkidsbooks #
• 15:26 Amber Brown Is Not A Crayon. She's An "Actress". #jadedkidsbooks #
• 15:29 I'm at Braum's (6570 East 71st Street, Tulsa). 4sq.com/83MEj4 #
• 15:54 I'm at Vista Tulsa (5894 S 80th E Ave, NW of 61st & Mem, Tulsa). 4sq.com/8wXhTF #
• 16:11 Kids' choirs tonight (@ Fellowship Lutheran Church) 4sq.com/4rLlfY #
• 16:20 NO! RT @ThatKevinSmith: Sandman: Morpheus... Feels like a Depp-ish character, no? #
• 16:27 has nothing to say, but wants to make sure you know about it. #
• 17:58 Ignition praise and worship service starts in 2 minutes! #
• 18:11 Am en! RT @crataegus: @ThatKevinSmith 140 chars aren't enough to lecture you about calling a transgendered woman "he". Just...no. #
• 19:25 asks the cloud: can he daisy-chain network routers, or does the "Internet" port have to plug directly into the DSL modem? #
• 22:50 and Kim went through a lot of stuff in the apartment tonight: tossing, shredding, etc. Feels good. #
• 23:08 addresses the reprobate who smashed a brandy bottle on his apartment steps last night: Paul Masson? Is that the best you could afford? #

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