What did I Tweet today?

• 01:34 wants to wrap it up and swim in it until he drowns. His moral standing is lying down. #
• 07:02 Wow! Cool news. RT @smendler: The DOOMSDAY CLOCK has been set BACK - to 11:54... www.turnbacktheclock.org/ #
• 07:07 just woke up. When's naptime? #
• 07:48 knows what he has to do to grow into some moss or a shrew (algae or a kangaroo) bug or a sunflower (Dwight David Eisenhower) #
• 08:34 RT @scottyrader: RT @BestAt: RT @RexHuppke: And by the way, since when does anyone need a pact with the devil to defeat the French? #
• 08:47 seems to have become one of those people whose bum leg acts up when it's damp. Loverly. #
• 16:03 just heard those three little words a man dreams of hearing from his wife. "I got paid." #
• 16:44 I'm #reading The Forest of Hands and Teeth by Carrie Ryan - bit.ly/72G6A5 #
• 22:36 I sent in my proposal for @IgniteTulsa 2. Wish me luck! #
• 22:40 has been neglecting his social networking recently. Sry. Work, kids, reading, drawing, etc. Big news is, LB has been out of diapers 1 week! #
• 23:44 is pretty sure the only way he could care less about Leno vs Conan would be if they were football teams. #

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